humor

[Weekday Warrior]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50, if it's really
a good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.









He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

[0007]

That's funny, I heard one the other day
This irishman comes to the same bar every day at noon and order's 3 shot's of whiskey
After a while the bartender say's "So I noticed that you always order the same thing each day"
The irishman says "Yes, my 2 best friends and I agreed that as long as we were alive we would all have a drink for each other every day"
one day the bartender notices the irishman only ordered 2 shot's
feeling bad he says to the irishman "I noticed that you only have 2 shot's now, that must mean that one of your friend's has died, I'm sorry for your loss"
The irishman says "No No, you've got it all wrong everyone is fine, I just quit drinking"