HELP! i need costume ideas!

[ragincajun]

ok i got an epic halloween party cumin up saturday night and i am in need of some ideas for some funny costumes! i was goin as dawg the bounty hunter but i cant find anyone willing to dress up as "dawg's wife" so i hate to just go as dawg lol. so hit me with some good ideas!

 

[Jizzo]

Kenny Powers

 

[cat rider]

One of my friends went as horny priest a couple years ago and it was pretty epic!!! What made it even better though is that his girlfriend went as a slutty nun!

 

[EricW]

Being breast cancer awareness month and Halloween I would have to say this is your clear choice:

Other options.

Go to Goodwill or similar, buy a wooden night stand. Put straps /suspenders on it so it hangs in front of you. Glue an old alarm clock, ashtray, and a lamp or a book on top. Make a nice sign saying "One Night Stand"

I took this hat Clicky and combined it with a latex colored shower curtain I wore with a 5/8" loop of clear hose sewed in the bottom around the base. I put a bunch or red rouge on my face and went as a condom. You can accessorize with pink fabric ball pillows tied to your shoes with black corkscrew bent pipe cleaners sticking out from them. I did big oversized ones that rubbed together when I walked. Won it all that year. I also handed out condoms as treats.

Have fun. EW

 

[maddog21]

I bought the costume on ebay and wore it at halloween party... I won a prize... 12 pack of Miller Lite! If you like what you saw, try to look one on ebay. I dont think there is much out there.

 

[Skogen]

I always was fond the the bear costume in super troopers.

Could go as a hutterite, shouldnt be to hard to get that costume, i bet a 12 pack of cheap beer will go a very long ways when procuring the costume.

 

[ragincajun]

ha ha good ideas guys!

skogen...i would get my gf to jack her brother's/dad's clothes but i dont thing anyone in missoula would know what the hell i was...

 

[Superjag]

Get a dress, some high heeled shoes and a horse mask. You're Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

[Scott]

Get a dress, some high heeled shoes and a horse mask. You're Sarah Jessica Parker.

OMFG....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

ha ha good ideas guys!

skogen...i would get my gf to jack her brother's/dad's clothes but i dont thing anyone in missoula would know what the hell i was...

Oh, the Montana kids in Missoula would know EXACTLY what that was.
A bunch of my college buddies from the highline and I dressed up at Hoots one year and we all went to Stock's. HAHAHHA> That was hilarious.
We spent some time trying to grow facial hair for the month prior....I think we needed more time than 30 days back then. LOL

 

[Mafesto]

ha ha good ideas guys!

skogen...i would get my gf to jack her brother...

That's as far as I read & had to wonder what part of Alabama you were from.

 

[xrated]

That's as far as I read & had to wonder what part of Alabama you were from.

No doubt!

EW man you got some good ideas. I'd steal them if I still went out on National Sluts Skanks and Hos night

 

[dragon12]

No doubt!

National Sluts Skanks and Hos night

Hey now, you are talking about my neighbor's 12 yr old daughter there. I just saw her walking outside in a slutty ladybug costume. WTF do parents do these days?