Hangover 2 thread....quote it!

[Sunridge Sledhead]

Phil: “Tracy I’m sorry.”
Tracy: “Where the hell are you?”
Phil: “It happened again.”
Tracy: “Don’t say that.”
Phil: “No, this time we really f'ed up.”
Tracy: “What the hell is wrong with you three?”
Phil: “So much Trace, I don’t even know where to begin.”

 

[Scott]

L. M. F. A. O.

Of course I was there. I watch you make F with ladyboy.

 

[Sunridge Sledhead]

"I'm a stay at home son."

 

[Scott]

When monkeys eat weenies, it's funny in any language.

 

[winter brew]

First my monkey and now my hat....I'm having a very bad day.

 

[pro-xr434]

roasting marshmallows on a stick
i got ****ed in the *** by a girl...with a dick

 

[Scott]

LMFAO!!!

"I think it's a sh!take mushroom."

 

[Sunridge Sledhead]

“Oh it’s ok. No it’s ok. It’s a bachelor party. Drink up everybody. Oh wait, there’s no alcohol I forgot we’re at a f'ing IHOP!”

 

[winter brew]

This little monkey party with us all night, blow coke and jerk me off

 

[winter brew]

Alan: “So what are you a doctor?”
Teddy: “No, not yet, I’m pre med.”
Alan: “Ever heard of that guy Doogie Howser?
Teddy: “Ya?”
Alan: “Well, he turned out to be a gay.”

 

[Scott]

LMFAO

 

[Sunridge Sledhead]

“None of you know Stu like I do. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not nobody knows Stu like I do. No one. I can’t even tell you what we’ve been through because we made a pact, more important than blood. What I can tell you is this. This is not Stu’s first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago…”

 

[Scott]

Doug: “Stu would like to invite you to his wedding.”
Stu: “Well only if you’re not busy.”
Phil: “Stu?”
Stu: “Well, maybe the Jonas Brothers are in town.”
Alan: “Nope, they’re in Raleigh, Durham that weekend.”

 

[Scott]

Alan: “My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear.”
Stu: “Polar bears are white. How would he know it’s an albino?”
Alan: “This one was black.”
Stu: “Isn’t that just a black bear?”
Alan: “Whatevs.”

 

[Sunridge Sledhead]

“When I first met Stu I was not impressed. He seemed unattractive. He lacked intelligence and imagination. Stu was missing the spark we look for in a man. But then I look into Stu’s eyes, he reminded me of my sweet brother, Chio. For those who do not know, Chio is learning disabled and lives in a group home.”

 

[Scott]

Lauren’s Father: ”When I first met Stu I was not impressed. — He seemed unattractive. He lacked intelligence and imagination. Stu was missing the spark we look for in a man. But then I look into Stu’s eyes. He reminded me of my sweet brother — For those who do not know (my brother) is learning disabled and lives in a group home.”

 

[Sunridge Sledhead]

What are the chances we both put up that quote at the same time?...lmao

Mr. Chow: “We had a sick night beotches!

 

[Scott]

HAHAHA. Are we looking on the same web page?

 

[Scott]

Bangkok has him now

 

[Sunridge Sledhead]

Stu: “I have a weakness for prostitutes – all kinds apparently.”