Its getting to be that time of year again. Im trying to think of a good costume I can wear for a party and I'm drawing blanks. Im going with the GF so either looking for a couples idea or individual idea would work. I have had some pretty good ones in the past but this year everything I think of ends up sounding really lame. In years past I have done officer Dangle from Reno 911, dressed up in all red and mounted a pair of handle bars on my back, when people ask me what I was I told them a "menstrual cycle", gone as a UPS guy wearing far to tight of an outfit carrying around a mangled box that says "Fragile" also did the same thing except two bags one labled "Penis enlargment pills" and the other "Vagisil" then walk around with a clip board and ask people to sign for their package. One year in college i got conned into dressing up when I was already drunk so i squeezed into a kids superman costume(only thing left at walmart) and went from party to party wearing just that and carrying a beer bong....was pretty much the most popular person that year for some reason. Anyone have some good ideas?
Halloween costume ideas
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4 buddies and I are going to dress up as the "Fruit of the Loom" fruit, should be a great, nothing like a senior year hoorah!
You could do Crocodile Hunter and have your date be a crocodile.. And at the party randomly wrestle her down. Some friends did that last year.. I got a good laugh
show up shirtless....when people ask what you are say, "I'm a premature ejaculator, I came in my pants."
dam! you beat me to that one!!! lol
you could dress up as a keg! lol or a kissing booth!
you could dress up as a keg! lol or a kissing booth!
I took the bottom out of a trash can and wore that. Printed I pick up trash on it and put a liner around it and me. Was able to sneak in enough to keep the trash happy. Pain in the *** though to sit down or pee.
Steve
Steve
Go as a breathalizer, the blow tube is in just the right spot and you can make it out of a cardboard box
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EricW
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Hard to beat going as a mammogram...........EW
Have your GF go to Goodwill or similar and find a larger night stand. You can also build a decent one from card board. Cut a hole in it that will fit over her head / shoulders. Attach some straps in suspender type fashion to hold it up on her (hips might do the trick too). Then JB weld an alrm clock, book, ash tray, etc. to the top. Find a lamp shade for a hat and she is now a "One Night Stand". Good luck. Have fun. EW
Have your GF go to Goodwill or similar and find a larger night stand. You can also build a decent one from card board. Cut a hole in it that will fit over her head / shoulders. Attach some straps in suspender type fashion to hold it up on her (hips might do the trick too). Then JB weld an alrm clock, book, ash tray, etc. to the top. Find a lamp shade for a hat and she is now a "One Night Stand". Good luck. Have fun. EW
I went as Napolean Dynamite last year. Farking moon boots and all. Found a really lame tiger t-shirt and some rustlers at walmart (talk about the most uncomfortable pants ever to wear!) a wig and some crappy dorky readying glasses.
This year I went to the halloween shop and just didn't find anything I like.
My women spent a crapload of money to look like fricken Hannah Montana which is LAME!
I took the easy route this year though as I couldn't find anything to dress up that I liked. SOOOOO I decided to put my snowmobile suit on and put a McCain/Palin sticker on my jacket and call myself Todd Palin. Easy enough!
This year I went to the halloween shop and just didn't find anything I like.
My women spent a crapload of money to look like fricken Hannah Montana which is LAME!
I took the easy route this year though as I couldn't find anything to dress up that I liked. SOOOOO I decided to put my snowmobile suit on and put a McCain/Palin sticker on my jacket and call myself Todd Palin. Easy enough!
Hang a leaf from you hat bill by a string...when asked what you are just blow the leaf, "leaf blower"
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