There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ... And you know how you just get so stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?".. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ... And you know how you just get so stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?".. . . and that's when the fight started . . .