FEX EX driver can't F'n READ...and my dogs got free PIE

[Scott]

This has happened so many F'N times...I can't fricken stand it.
Last summer I put a sign on the gate that said this:

I bought a cool 509 banner for my shop. Dogs ****in ate the tube and got through to the banner.

Wife ordered some Christmas presents. Dogs ate the boxes.

My wife gets stuff in teh mail all the time...dogs love to get a hold of it. CAN'T THEY READ THE DAMN SIGN?????????????

I get a pie delivered by FedEx today.....and THIS is what's left after I picked up the foil scattered all over the yard.
I am so pissed at a FexEx Man and a certain pair of dogs that I am almost spitting foam through my nose.

I HATE idiots who don't pay attention.

 

[Scott]

I don't know how well it was wrapped, but I think the dogs are gonna be schitting alum foil by Friday.

BTW, THIS is what was sent to me:

 

[SAWYER]

LMAO, that sucks.

That pie looks really good too

 

[dooadew]

sounds like the dogs need a good whippin

 

[mgdjeepster]

every time I get something shipped fed ex they frickin loose the damn thing......... not just every once in a while but every damn time!!!! Then when I start the claim process it magically shows up the very next day......... Their excuse last time was the weather was too bad to deliver........ it was 70 degrees and blue bird day.......... I avoid them like the plague but somtimes people wont ship anything but fedex.......... My new laptop is lost somewhere right now............... F*** fed ex!!!!!!!!! I feel your pain scott

 

[SNOW JW]

LOL

I got a good idea take a package and put some food in it with boatload of kyan pepper inside it spelling??

Anyways that might be the cure may have to do it a few times it has worked in the past for dogs that dig holes in the yard.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

Tom Hanks woulda followed directions

 

[Blu Du]

LOL. scott wouldn't a nice peice of apple pie taste good right now

 

[mgdjeepster]

every time I get something shipped fed ex they frickin loose the damn thing......... not just every once in a while but every damn time!!!! Then when I start the claim process it magically shows up the very next day......... Their excuse last time was the weather was too bad to deliver........ it was 70 degrees and blue bird day.......... I avoid them like the plague but somtimes people wont ship anything but fedex.......... My new laptop is lost somewhere right now............... F*** fed ex!!!!!!!!! I feel your pain scott

 

[EastcapeAngler]

LOL. scott wouldn't a nice peice of apple pie taste good right now

BWAhahahahahahahahahahaa!!! that's funny....sorry Scott. Run down to mickey d's, It's almost the same thing

 

[Yamadoo04]

How about you build a box for the delivery guys to put the boxes in and then your dogs won't eat your stuff. Not to be rude but it sounds to me like your dogs are the problem not the delivery guys.

 

[highmtn]

LOL but I can feel your pain. Fed Ex express is Okay but our fed ex ground cant tell the difference between North Pacific Ave and South Pacific st. There's not even the same number there so they pick one thats close and leave it. One time a guy tried to return a crank to the vendor and get a refund!

Never have a problem with UPS

 

[WoodeeeM1000]

Sounds to me like those dogs need a little learning!!

 

[CatWoman]

Bummer......I'm not so sure what is so hard about reading that sign. My Fed Ex guy is good for the ol' knock, drop the package, and take off before anyone can get to the door.....no matter what the weather. More than once I've came home to a soggy package (and obviously not so happy about that).

 

[xcrash911]

Damn that sucks, the pie looked delicious!!! Hopefully the post office followed directions or your dogs would be easy to locate

 

[Scott]

How about you build a box for the delivery guys to put the boxes in and then your dogs won't eat your stuff. Not to be rude but it sounds to me like your dogs are the problem not the delivery guys.

I hear ya...but hell...the sign ain't that damn hard to understand.
The mail man leaves parcels by the gate and so does UPS most of the time. Fed Ex won't.

 

[Bump]

Who ships a pie!? You had to ORDER a pie!?

 

[johnsodo]

scott nice dog dish/pie pan

 

[snowmobiler]

bet the dogs are happy

 

[xc_rider08]

this is pretty funny scott. sorry to hear fed ex cant read now.