Favorite punch lines

[switchback]

You gonna skin that smoke wagon or stand there and bleed?

Damn right you're scared. I can see it in you eyes.

Not jokes but a couple fav's

 

[boone]

Tombstone... great movie!!! Just watched it the other night.


My fave - "Hold my beer, I'm gunna try something"

 

[dooitinthesnow]

tattoo on the lower back, Might as well be a bull's eye

I felt like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" last night

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me

 

[Nate]

--"I thought the rocky mountains would be a little more rockier?"
--yah that John Denver is full of sh*t"

"So what did you find out at the weigh station today?"
"My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms"

 

[Spud]

if I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya!

 

[kungfutu]

"Michael Jackson"
"A pizza can feed a family of four"

 

[rocketron]

From the ever classic joke: "Nah, thats just some mayonaise."

Another good joke:She softly says "I was thinking how much I miss mine!"

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!" Ricky Bobby quoting Col. Sanders

" Now that the mutual B.S. is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOME B!TCH!" Smokey and the Bandit.