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Burt! You don't bring somebodies wife into this... Gloves off....You're starting to sound like that all time retard Pinnedunderdoo! Besides, Rocknester would faint at the sight! Come prepared. Boner out...
 
Burt has completely lost it! hahahaha too funny!!!

And if you must know the truth (since you obviously don't know anything), i give AO crap from the utah trip 2 years ago where he panzied out on a huge chute. 30 seconds later i climbed the thing on my stock ski-doo 144... nothing more nothing less (sorry AO had to let it out!)

yes anyone can make fun of me or my demise up the grouse ridge chute for now... but i will come back next year and climb it - dragging you behind me with the rope around your neck!!

Come on now....Me, Shane, Billygoat...we all thought it was too tight in the rocks to turn around. Granted you had climbed it before too.....as soon as you got half way I looked at JLowe and we both knew you could turn around a bus in that chute. Just point out some others for me next year;)


JLowe.....make sure your insurance is up on the house because I am going to ram Burt's fat mouth through one of your walls!!! I bet Burt doesn't have the balls to man up come Saturday...he seems like all talk. He will most likely be pointing fingers and trying to place the blame elsewhere!!! Anyone want to bet on this???
 
man i wish i would have told those guys i was bailing on the softball tourney. all the things to see.

ao climbing a 3 ft ladder to hit a 6 ft guy in the face.

phatty doing it with his true desire of woman bridget.

jlowe having to have csi clovis over there explaining what happened.

jesse and rock bringing all the motors that they blew up to build a 40 story building.

puddles there to try and not piss on ao moms floor. and make sure he only eats 20 twinkies. lol

and all the others standing in line to kill burt, the line will be all of 12 deep but will only last 1 person since ao is going to strangle him to death with his small carney hands.

please take some video jlowe i would love to see it.
 
Oh Yeah!

I guess I need to stop looking at so much **** and start looking at this thread more often. This sh!t has gotten deep and I just realized I have enough time to go over to jlowes and still make the wedding. F@ck Yeah!

I WILL BE THERE TO "PARTICIPATE"!

P.S. Billy Jackoff... I probably don't know you which makes this even sweeter for me. This way we will get to know each other very personally which is the way I like it. Everything you've said on this thread shows you deserve to go to the ER... and I don't mind going too if I have to.

With Love,

Vincent Oberti:beer;
 
man i wish i would have told those guys i was bailing on the softball tourney. all the things to see.

ao climbing a 3 ft ladder to hit a 6 ft guy in the face.

phatty doing it with his true desire of woman bridget.

jlowe having to have csi clovis over there explaining what happened.

jesse and rock bringing all the motors that they blew up to build a 40 story building.

puddles there to try and not piss on ao moms floor. and make sure he only eats 20 twinkies. lol

and all the others standing in line to kill burt, the line will be all of 12 deep but will only last 1 person since ao is going to strangle him to death with his small carney hands.

please take some video jlowe i would love to see it.

LMAO!!! too funny!!! i cant wait to see everyone on Saturday!!!
 
I got this PM tonight from the King of Homos and soon to be Mr. "I Eat Out of A Straw". Hey Burt, it's a little too late. I told you what I don't joke about and you have crossed the line one too many times already. Mercy is for the weak Daniel Son.....you are going down at "The Clovis Showdown" come Saturday boy!!!



Burt Reynolds
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Hey Oberti....look dude I am just kidding about all of this stuff. I want to tell you who I am, but I just have to wait now; I promised JLowe. I totally respect you and know you are a great rider and that your wife is a great gal. I am pretty new to the sport and just trying to make friends. When you are an outsider trying to make a name for yourself and not such a good rider yet, you need to bring attention to yourself somehow; maybe this was too much negative attention. Please don't take it personally and tell your buddy Puddles not to beat me. He keeps sending me threateing PM's and I really think he may hit me. Looking forward to seeing you Saturday.
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You miss a week a two on here and the whole world changes. burt, it sounds like your done. I saw Chadd over the 4th in Chester and he said hes gonna get you... It didn't sound like he was joking. You will never hear the end of it...

you guys have fun down there this weekend...
 
Gloves off it is then girls.


Sir Fat- way to change subjects and talk trash about your buddies. Who are you anyways? You wrecked on a hill that the Old Washed Up Dude King made it over!!! You suck, PERIOD!!! And you better bring some chicks from SLC to Reno beause I know you ain't getting any on your own. Maybe pick up a phonebook and order some chicks.....I hear they come for big $$$$ in SLC.




King......seriously....you are so washed up it is not even funny. I'll sick your boy Jake on you!!! What were you planning on doing anyways....throwing your Geritol at me??? Stay at home old man.


Burt, all I can say is that at least age has brought wisdom in my case, but unfortunately in your case you're the kind of man that's a blueprint for building an idiot and really bring to light the scientific argument that there is a reason some mammals eat their children...unfortunately you were scraped and flung on that fateful day and the one spatter that went astray found your moms twat! Thanks for that Mr. Reynolds Sr. :mad: Until then remember we all study the laws of Chuck and Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding...... you Mr. Reynolds will be the next one....so when you sit next to Waldo cause the POSSE is hunting your pussee azz down and seeing just how long you can hold your breath for (death by **** restriction from Bridgette using your face as a bar stool cushion) remember I am old, but I PROMISE you.... All it will take is 1...... and I want 1st "crack"
:light: Idea!!! STAY AT HOME PU$$Y
 
Come on now....Me, Shane, Billygoat...we all thought it was too tight in the rocks to turn around. Granted you had climbed it before too.....as soon as you got half way I looked at JLowe and we both knew you could turn around a bus in that chute. Just point out some others for me next year;)


JLowe.....make sure your insurance is up on the house because I am going to ram Burt's fat mouth through one of your walls!!! I bet Burt doesn't have the balls to man up come Saturday...he seems like all talk. He will most likely be pointing fingers and trying to place the blame elsewhere!!! Anyone want to bet on this???[/quote]


I think there is going to be ALOT of finger pointing!!! I can't wait! Burt and company remember atomic bombs start out the size of a softball, so I am thinking AO is going nuclear on your azz! Burt, call the furthest relative cause they are going to need the family tree to see how far back those are gonna hurt! NORCAL!

What the fvck do "these" Burt guys ride anyway...leather recliners to 1/4 back from! Lets ride bee-aw-ch.....
 
Old fashion Kick A$$

I WILL BE THERE TO "PARTICIPATE"!

P.S. Billy Jackoff... I probably don't know you which makes this even sweeter for me. This way we will get to know each other very personally which is the way I like it. Everything you've said on this thread shows you deserve to go to the ER... and I don't mind going too if I have to.

With Love,

Vincent Oberti:beer;

Good Morning Gentleman, Vincent Oberti,

I'm trying to figure out what scares me more...The threat, or the name Vincent Oberti, "LOL" you guys keep popping up like the clowns at the State fair shooting gallery. All I can say, is Jlowe better have the ambulances backed up like the Fresno State, San Jose state football game.

I have an ice chest full of christian crank (monster energy drink) for the long ride in my jeep. So...what I'm saying is: The first person tells me Billy Jack suck! I will go off like a Texas Tornado. I just hope Burt, and all of you who PM'ed me will still have my back. I don't want to get other guest in trouble but Tabasco, Thanks for your support in my pm box.

PS. Cunning List, You don't know me? My real name is NOT BJ. Its Buster BOOM BOOM Aiello:o
 
Good Morning Gentleman, Vincent Oberti,

I'm trying to figure out what scares me more...The threat, or the name Vincent Oberti, "LOL" you guys keep popping up like the clowns at the State fair shooting gallery. All I can say, is Jlowe better have the ambulances backed up like the Fresno State, San Jose state football game.

I have an ice chest full of christian crank (monster energy drink) for the long ride in my jeep. So...what I'm saying is: The first person tells me Billy Jack suck! I will go off like a Texas Tornado. I just hope Burt, and all of you who PM'ed me will still have my back. I don't want to get other guest in trouble but Tabasco, Thanks for your support in my pm box.

PS. Cunning List, You don't know me? My real name is NOT BJ. Its Buster BOOM BOOM Aiello:o


uhhhh Suck billy jack suck!!!!!! also... You suck Mr Billy Jack! That just happened!!!
 
burt...the best part about this thing is that even after i reveal your true ID...and everyone goes "HOLY CRAPPERS!"...they're STILL gonna b!tch slap you. you went WAY too far with this thing and now the clock is ticking.

new plan...

i will NOW reveal the true ID of everyone at my house on saturday. i don't want to do this at the premier anymore because there will be women and children around and i'm spending $1200 bucks on some fancy-a$$ audio/visual gear so that everyone has a good time.

everyone should shoot for noon or 1pm at my house.

361 W. Warwick
Clovis, CA 93619

i will have some brats and burgers burnin' and some beer and margaritas but if everyone will bring a 12er or a bottle...my wife won't be so pissed at me.
i'll already be blowin' a huge wad at costco (phatty is coming and that kid eats like a horny mormon...wait...he IS a horney mormon.) anyway...
tom from 509films has sent me their new movie (we'll be among the first to see it anywhere), mesenbrink sent some new T7s, brownie is supposed to be getting me SN11 and sir-phatsalot will have boony 5. be prepared...gardiner may be a no-show...

everyone is welcome...please don't blow up my phone asking if you can come...just show up and get ready to party.

once all the players are in place...i'll make a short announcement, lay down some tarps in the backyard and we'll get to havin' a gool 'ol fashion BRAWL.

since its my house, i get to serve up a flyin' roundhouse kick to burt's fat head first, then the rest of you girls can tear him a part. i'm gonna sit back, watch and have bridgett give me a footrub (a slong as she doesn't try to eat it.)

btw...DVDs are IN THE HOUSE...i took shipment today so you dorks can take some home on sunday.


jeff

Jlowe,
I get free cheese! I can bring cheese and crackers. Talking about crackers, What time is Burt and Billy Jack, showing up?

I hope I didn't upset Jill. I called and asked if the coast was clear? She said: "Hell I don't know, I live 200 miles away and can't see the ocean and then hung up! Did you not tell her about me?
Bridget
 
uhhhh Suck billy jack suck!!!!!! also... You suck Mr Billy Jack! That just happened!!!

Finally something Phatyy and I can agree on....although you beat me to it.

Billy Jackoff......not only do you suck, but why don't you suck my d_ck!!!! Now this has become a family war.....you don't want both Oberti brothers, in their home-town, on you!!! We got so much smoke coming your way you won't know your a_s from a hole in the ground by the time we are done with you. You are a LOAD that should have been swallowed!!
 
just hope chuck norris doesnt show up! BJ your gunna be in a world of hurt come saturday!


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On a side note... does anybody want to roll up to yosemite sunday morning? I am bringing my new camera and want to go get some practice with it!!!

But i need a ride up there! :) will pay for gas!
 
Phatty,
I'm going to let you slide on this one! I need a sponsor next time I come through Utah. You guys have that funny local only in bars unless you are sponsored by a local. :beer;

what makes you think i want someone like you in my local watering holes anyways?

I think you are already from utah anyways... but thats just my guess...
 
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