Elevation 4 Premier Night
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Wtf ??
What we gonna talk trash about after sat? Everybody will be unvailed, a&&es kicked,Eyes bloodied........... Or everyone will be fuc*ed up and having a good time.
My guess is the next big snow west thread will be what a**es we all made out of ourselves............Aint snowmobiling great???
What we gonna talk trash about after sat? Everybody will be unvailed, a&&es kicked,Eyes bloodied........... Or everyone will be fuc*ed up and having a good time.
My guess is the next big snow west thread will be what a**es we all made out of ourselves............Aint snowmobiling great???
I'm confused AO... I'm pretty sure you told UPINYA that he was going to be without a little brother, that's harsh
2 syllable acronym for you Burt (you do know what an acronym is right?)
NOR-CAL
time is all you have left and not much of it!
time is all you have left and not much of it!
You lose!
Jlowe,
Put me down for one more! I'm afraid Rocknester, and Upinya, going to team up on me. I want to bring Batman........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBsxqQIu_5s&feature=related
Put me down for one more! I'm afraid Rocknester, and Upinya, going to team up on me. I want to bring Batman........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBsxqQIu_5s&feature=related
burt...you just brought a whole new level of pain to yourself.
like chuck norris...i have two speeds... walk and kill.
here's a little look at how i see things going saturday night for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMZfdCkYPig
welcome to the jungle.
jeff
like chuck norris...i have two speeds... walk and kill.
here's a little look at how i see things going saturday night for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMZfdCkYPig
welcome to the jungle.
jeff
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Anthony Oberti
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Rock....I may have said that to Chadd, but only out of the heat of the moment. You really need to hold him repsonsible for this.....he drives me to my outer limits. He has such an anger problem......poor little Gangas Kong. He just needs to be held and loved....and that anger built up inside him stems from his childhood. He and I are slowly working on his probelms....and you know...he has actually come a long ways. Now that Chadd and I are united to beat Burt Reynolds to a bloddy pulp, our friendship has really kicked into overdrive
Hey Burt...your list of friends is getting smaller and smaller. Keep it up "guy".
So if i urinate on your floor we can be friends again?
AO you know i have nothing but love for you as a person, being the fine upstanding individual you are... i just bag on your riding skillz (or lack there of) is all...
Jlowe, (Honey)
I having major gas problems. You see, I went to the local Pub where there is a happy hour. I had over eaten polish dogs, sour krout, and lima beans. The gas only last 4 or 5 days. I'm a women of my word, so I will be at the premier but, I just want to be seated next to the ladies room. I'm taking maga doses of gas x. Somethimes the gas x causes other problems.
BJ, WTF!!! Is that Batman vid all about. You are a strang dude.
Bridget
I having major gas problems. You see, I went to the local Pub where there is a happy hour. I had over eaten polish dogs, sour krout, and lima beans. The gas only last 4 or 5 days. I'm a women of my word, so I will be at the premier but, I just want to be seated next to the ladies room. I'm taking maga doses of gas x. Somethimes the gas x causes other problems.
BJ, WTF!!! Is that Batman vid all about. You are a strang dude.
Bridget
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Anthony Oberti
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So if i urinate on your floor we can be friends again?
AO you know i have nothing but love for you as a person, being the fine upstanding individual you are... i just bag on your riding skillz (or lack there of) is all...
There we go once again.....that is so below the belt. I got skills....you know, KnumbChuck skills!!!!!
WOW the Peanut gallery is alive.. King you can't claim Nor Cal your from Nevada and inbred I found this pic of you and your brother or dad whatever you call him.
Jlowe before you can walk you have to get off your knees.
Phatty don't forget to bring a snorkel your doin some rug munchin this weekend and I don't want Bridget to Sufficate you. And for you AO you keep talkin about kickin and punching me in the face don't forget to bring your step ladder. And you SnoBONER Don't worry I'm sure Rocknester will take of that BONER for you.
Jlowe before you can walk you have to get off your knees.
Phatty don't forget to bring a snorkel your doin some rug munchin this weekend and I don't want Bridget to Sufficate you. And for you AO you keep talkin about kickin and punching me in the face don't forget to bring your step ladder. And you SnoBONER Don't worry I'm sure Rocknester will take of that BONER for you.
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Anthony Oberti
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So be it tough guy. I'll grab that ladder and shove it up your f_cking a_s!!!
that's it burt...game fu*kin' on, bit%ch!
i'm gonna hit you so hard, it's gonna make lonnie cry.
you too bit...double-crossin' fag!
jeff
i'm gonna hit you so hard, it's gonna make lonnie cry.
you too bit...double-crossin' fag!
jeff
I can't wait to go this weekend. Going to be a great time
Gloves off it is then girls.
Let me start with Puddles. I am the least worried about you....I am just going to throw some twinkies in the corner and you will be occupied for atleast an hour.
AO- talk about a big mouth??? That's all that you are! Big deal, you wreck you pretty little over priced piece of crap!!! So what, you are a movie star now?? The only person on here that likes you anyways is......YOU. Dork!! The best thing about you is your wife!
Sir Fat- way to change subjects and talk trash about your buddies. Who are you anyways? You wrecked on a hill that the Old Washed Up Dude King made it over!!! You suck, PERIOD!!! And you better bring some chicks from SLC to Reno beause I know you ain't getting any on your own. Maybe pick up a phonebook and order some chicks.....I hear they come for big $$$$ in SLC.
JLowe.....yeah, whatever. Why don't you keep your pretty mouth shut and stay behind the camera like your boyfriend Gardiner. What are you going to do...have Hatcher beat me up???
Rocknester. Ummmm, the X-Games are over loser; dress like a man, not a punk. Learn how to land a big drop before talking back to me junior.
King......seriously....you are so washed up it is not even funny. I'll sick your boy Jake on you!!! What were you planning on doing anyways....throwing your Geritol at me??? Stay at home old man.
And lastly Blew....where you at brother??? You usually have something good to add. You may be the only tool on here I can half way stand....even if you are a groupie!!!!
Let me start with Puddles. I am the least worried about you....I am just going to throw some twinkies in the corner and you will be occupied for atleast an hour.
AO- talk about a big mouth??? That's all that you are! Big deal, you wreck you pretty little over priced piece of crap!!! So what, you are a movie star now?? The only person on here that likes you anyways is......YOU. Dork!! The best thing about you is your wife!
Sir Fat- way to change subjects and talk trash about your buddies. Who are you anyways? You wrecked on a hill that the Old Washed Up Dude King made it over!!! You suck, PERIOD!!! And you better bring some chicks from SLC to Reno beause I know you ain't getting any on your own. Maybe pick up a phonebook and order some chicks.....I hear they come for big $$$$ in SLC.
JLowe.....yeah, whatever. Why don't you keep your pretty mouth shut and stay behind the camera like your boyfriend Gardiner. What are you going to do...have Hatcher beat me up???
Rocknester. Ummmm, the X-Games are over loser; dress like a man, not a punk. Learn how to land a big drop before talking back to me junior.
King......seriously....you are so washed up it is not even funny. I'll sick your boy Jake on you!!! What were you planning on doing anyways....throwing your Geritol at me??? Stay at home old man.
And lastly Blew....where you at brother??? You usually have something good to add. You may be the only tool on here I can half way stand....even if you are a groupie!!!!
Burt has completely lost it! hahahaha too funny!!!
hey burt... where are the jabs at Billy Jack and Bridget or are they still in your bed smoking cigarettes?
And if you must know the truth (since you obviously don't know anything), i give AO crap from the utah trip 2 years ago where he panzied out on a huge chute. 30 seconds later i climbed the thing on my stock ski-doo 144... nothing more nothing less (sorry AO had to let it out!)
yes anyone can make fun of me or my demise up the grouse ridge chute for now... but i will come back next year and climb it - dragging you behind me with the rope around your neck!!
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Anthony Oberti
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Burt...I don't joke about work and I don't joke about my wife. So help me God, I am 100% going to knock your a_s out!! You have 3 days left to live....enjoy.
LMAO!!! This is tooo much....
It kinda reminds me of Richard Pryor.....when he talks about one time he was drunk and hanging out with his friend Jim Brown (football player Jim Brown..big MFer.......)well he (Pryor) got to drunk and accidentially said, "I'm gonna kick your a__" to Jim Brown.........Jim didn't take to kindly to having anyone say they were going to kick his a__..........so after a little pause Jim looked down at Richard and said with a serious voice........, "Well,....that's one a__ whippin I'm just goin ta hafta take.."
ahhh needless to say Richard sobered up........
Well I will offer to ref this thing so we don't violate any stormwater regulations with too much blood down the stormdrain.......
See you all in the cage soon....
T
It kinda reminds me of Richard Pryor.....when he talks about one time he was drunk and hanging out with his friend Jim Brown (football player Jim Brown..big MFer.......)well he (Pryor) got to drunk and accidentially said, "I'm gonna kick your a__" to Jim Brown.........Jim didn't take to kindly to having anyone say they were going to kick his a__..........so after a little pause Jim looked down at Richard and said with a serious voice........, "Well,....that's one a__ whippin I'm just goin ta hafta take.."
ahhh needless to say Richard sobered up........
Well I will offer to ref this thing so we don't violate any stormwater regulations with too much blood down the stormdrain.......
See you all in the cage soon....
T
burt...the best part about this thing is that even after i reveal your true ID...and everyone goes "HOLY CRAPPERS!"...they're STILL gonna b!tch slap you. you went WAY too far with this thing and now the clock is ticking.
new plan...
i will NOW reveal the true ID of everyone at my house on saturday. i don't want to do this at the premier anymore because there will be women and children around and i'm spending $1200 bucks on some fancy-a$$ audio/visual gear so that everyone has a good time.
everyone should shoot for noon or 1pm at my house.
361 W. Warwick
Clovis, CA 93619
i will have some brats and burgers burnin' and some beer and margaritas but if everyone will bring a 12er or a bottle...my wife won't be so pissed at me.
i'll already be blowin' a huge wad at costco (phatty is coming and that kid eats like a horny mormon...wait...he IS a horney mormon.) anyway...
tom from 509films has sent me their new movie (we'll be among the first to see it anywhere), mesenbrink sent some new T7s, brownie is supposed to be getting me SN11 and sir-phatsalot will have boony 5. be prepared...gardiner may be a no-show...
everyone is welcome...please don't blow up my phone asking if you can come...just show up and get ready to party.
once all the players are in place...i'll make a short announcement, lay down some tarps in the backyard and we'll get to havin' a gool 'ol fashion BRAWL.
since its my house, i get to serve up a flyin' roundhouse kick to burt's fat head first, then the rest of you girls can tear him a part. i'm gonna sit back, watch and have bridgett give me a footrub (a slong as she doesn't try to eat it.)
btw...DVDs are IN THE HOUSE...i took shipment today so you dorks can take some home on sunday.
jeff
new plan...
i will NOW reveal the true ID of everyone at my house on saturday. i don't want to do this at the premier anymore because there will be women and children around and i'm spending $1200 bucks on some fancy-a$$ audio/visual gear so that everyone has a good time.
everyone should shoot for noon or 1pm at my house.
361 W. Warwick
Clovis, CA 93619
i will have some brats and burgers burnin' and some beer and margaritas but if everyone will bring a 12er or a bottle...my wife won't be so pissed at me.
i'll already be blowin' a huge wad at costco (phatty is coming and that kid eats like a horny mormon...wait...he IS a horney mormon.) anyway...
tom from 509films has sent me their new movie (we'll be among the first to see it anywhere), mesenbrink sent some new T7s, brownie is supposed to be getting me SN11 and sir-phatsalot will have boony 5. be prepared...gardiner may be a no-show...
everyone is welcome...please don't blow up my phone asking if you can come...just show up and get ready to party.
once all the players are in place...i'll make a short announcement, lay down some tarps in the backyard and we'll get to havin' a gool 'ol fashion BRAWL.
since its my house, i get to serve up a flyin' roundhouse kick to burt's fat head first, then the rest of you girls can tear him a part. i'm gonna sit back, watch and have bridgett give me a footrub (a slong as she doesn't try to eat it.)
btw...DVDs are IN THE HOUSE...i took shipment today so you dorks can take some home on sunday.
jeff
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