Elevation 4 Premier Night

[Billy Jack]

Hey gang, I know it has been a bit since I’ve last checked in… KING, your killing me man. On top of my liver being shot from this long grad weekend, my gut is about to burst from laughter. Ever thought about stand up? J-lowe, thanks for the cover shot. I am just stoked I was able to meet so many awesome people this winter and ride with some of the best company around. And as for Puddles and Shane-O… pretty good surprise guys, not gunna lie, I had no clue. Thanks, the sled is sick!


Well BJ, I must thank you for driving me to drinking this past week. After reading this vicious attack on my character I completely lost control at the helm and fell into a retarded state of DUDE-BRA-dation. I missed all of my finals, probably failed the classes and didn’t graduate. Instead of telling everyone what a goof off I am, I’d rather blame you for the provided rude comment that caused me to lose it. I can’t lie anymore, since you called me out on the name, “bobostew88,” all the girls in Chico now know who I really am.
You’ve blown my cover. I’ve also found that telling the girls “I’m BoBostew,” never really gets me laid. Instead I rather go out to the bars, get completely PICKLED and take them home. What really pleases them though, is when I bend them over and put in some work. It’s funny the harder I pound it, the more trouble they have walking straight the next day. Funny how that works. Really though, bobostew88 is out, ROCKNESTER is in. Keep up the good work, the comedy is extraordinary.

"LOL" Somehow, I think I inspired you into to passing instead of failing? I also, think Jlowe, felt sorry for you after my vicious attack on your character and gave you the cover shot. BTW, I like Rocknester better. "Rock On" Congrats Dude!

 

[Billy Jack]

Jill is an amaxing artist look at what she did for Shane.



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I have people really get into Karaoke night in my hometown too!

 

[Burt Reynolds]

Chad,
Does your mom know your gay?
Yes___
No ___

 

[Tabasco]

Holly COW!!!!!!

I go away for the weekend and now we have a Burt Reynolds and BJ is gettin with it on Karaoke night.......

Ok BJ, I will bite,......whats your favorite song to sing on Karaoke night and do you sing it in Nevada or California...?????

 

[Billy Jack]

Holly COW!!!!!!

I go away for the weekend and now we have a Burt Reynolds and BJ is gettin with it on Karaoke night.......

Ok BJ, I will bite,......whats your favorite song to sing on Karaoke night and do you sing it in Nevada or California...?????

"Always and Forever" Neither...I only sing in Oklahoma.

 

[Billy Jack]

okay all you billjacks and AO haters...take a break...here's the DVD cover for Elevation 4: Shred The Gnar.

i wanted to change the title to 'Billyjacked' but chuck norris already had the rights to it. he's doing a spoof of a midget porno-mixed martial arts thing with some billy bardy look-alike he beat the crap out of in west covina.

rock on, sluts.

thumbs up to gardiner for making for the cover with a sweet gapper!!

jeff

JLowe, Was I supposed to stop?
Did BJ2, have to sign a waiver too?

 

[BillyJack]

JLowe, Was I supposed to stop?
Did BJ2, have to sign a waiver too?

Im here, I had a fight with Chuckels..(chuck norris to you). Had to take a few days off after that. Jlowe did have me sign something stating I wouldnt drive AO over the edge...so I have to be good for a while.


Shane...I had NO IDEA that you went that way...I will need to get the poster set, t-shirt, mug, you know, ALL the swag LOL

 

[ChesterMtnSports]

Jill has just started something of epic proportions... These videos are amazing.


WHITE GOLD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gaHLA_O274

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkdSh6acZJo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iRutdX4XV8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2PZuPRghIk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVXHRC0DG70

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5_r786kUQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHe48kLe9xo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj1-ZZRajDU

 

[BlueBYu]

 

[King o the Hill]

I dunno bout you but I was always tought that those were wiggers not thugs......the one noodle looks like friggin ET man...phone home AO...phone home (cept he's using 2 fingers instead of one) doesn't anybody teach these f#cking wanna be's that you don't put your finger on the trigger until you are ready to shoot.....he may be tho looking at it....but his buddy is gonna be bummed LOL matter of fact the one guy looks like his hand gesture is what between his legs is getting ready to look like if his finger slips

 

[BillyJack]

Isnt the one on the left Jesse?

 

[jlowe]

just finished the movie today (everything except interviews -- all riding stuff). turned out pretty good.

jesse, i will change your name to ROCKNESTER in the movie and the website...no worries. i did like CHAINSAW though...not sure where it came from.

we might need to change shane's name to WHITE GOLD... LOL!!

i just finished up gardiner's DVD cover tonight.

BOONDOCKERS ALIVE. i'll let dan post it...SICK looking shot he got.

jeff

 

[Tabasco]

"Always and Forever" Neither...I only sing in Oklahoma.

Ahh,..ok. Always and forever....that was Heatwave,..which is R&B...right?

Soooo let me me get this straight,.....you were singing R&B in a bar in Oklahoma...

So,...hows that workin for ya....??? Are ya doin more singing or or kikin peps up side the head with that fast foot of yours......

 

[ROCKNESTER]

Isnt the one on the left Jesse?

naa bro, that kid is WAY to tough to be Jesse. Besides Jesse looks more like Popeye anyway.

 

[Billy Jack]

Ahh,..ok. Always and forever....that was Heatwave,..which is R&B...right?

Soooo let me me get this straight,.....you were singing R&B in a bar in Oklahoma...

So,...hows that workin for ya....??? Are ya doin more singing or or kikin peps up side the head with that fast foot of yours......

Tabasco,
This is how I met AO, he show up to the lounge to see this preformer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiH0ONjrfVg

BJ

 

[Billy Jack]

Chad,
Does your mom know your gay?
Yes___
No ___

I tried to answer this for Chad, I guess he is gay!

 

[phatty]

just finished the movie today (everything except interviews -- all riding stuff). turned out pretty good.

jesse, i will change your name to ROCKNESTER in the movie and the website...no worries. i did like CHAINSAW though...not sure where it came from.

we might need to change shane's name to WHITE GOLD... LOL!!

i just finished up gardiner's DVD cover tonight.

BOONDOCKERS ALIVE. i'll let dan post it...SICK looking shot he got.

jeff

you do good work man!

how the heck are you done editing already? thats craziness man! you need to spend more time slandering people on the internet and less time working!

 

[BillyJack]

So, now that Jesse is the new poster child for ES4 does this mean he's fair game for slander? OR do we let him ride a year before we attack? BJ1, Puddles, King.....what do you think?

 

[ChesterMtnSports]

Go get'em.. watch it he's pretty witty.

 

[ROCKNESTER]

So, now that Jesse is the new poster child for ES4 does this mean he's fair game for slander? OR do we let him ride a year before we attack? BJ1, Puddles, King.....what do you think?

Don’t drag King into your harmless attacks… King's on my side. Puddles you better watch it... I’ve got a key to your shop and a long, long garden hose, catch my drift?