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Elevation 4 Premier Night

AO's back..... I missed you so Anthony. How have you been? Whats this I hear about you getting a brand spankin new motorsled? You must be VERY excited! Will this one have LOTS of horse powers as well? Well, If I dont hear from you next week, I hope you have a great trip next weekend. By the way, with the Bee-hive in town that very same weekend....do you have flood insurance? I hear Puddles maybe stopping by your home...:confused: Any who, have a nice day!
 
AO-You should grow a dego mustache insted of getting a new sled because the only thing you are good at are blumpkin flipity flop extremes. I will out climb you on a 727 because your fat *** isn't on it. I would rather give your dog a blumpkin steamer than ride with your man boobs. Look up the definitions in the urban dictionary you illiterate piece of fag trash. Pretty soon you will grow up, get hair on your nuts, and be able to see over the handle bars. I will out drop you like your wife drops a deuce on your face.
Visi agrees with this statement.

From your cuddle buddy- Brian Long Shank
 
Man, you poor guys. I guess not seeing me every weekend is really getting to you. Don't worry, I'll see you Sunday.....and don't worry about next year's sled...I promise it won't be over 300hp.
 
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Chad, You know that if and when AO grows hair on his nuts...he will just end up shaving it all off like he does the rest of his body. Funny thing, hes not a swimmer, not a runner so why does he need to shave his whole body? Is it to keep the gizz from sticking to the hair on his back????
 
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okay all you billjacks and AO haters...take a break...here's the DVD cover for Elevation 4: Shred The Gnar.

i wanted to change the title to 'Billyjacked' but chuck norris already had the rights to it. he's doing a spoof of a midget porno-mixed martial arts thing with some billy bardy look-alike he beat the crap out of in west covina.

rock on, sluts.

thumbs up to gardiner for making for the cover with a sweet gapper!!

jeff
 
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Looks AWESOME Jeff. For the record, we don’t "HATE" AO. He’s like the Black man is to basketball. No way whitie is gunna climb to the top with him around. (Said with the utmost respect to the black ball player). I know AO will take being referred to as a black ball player as it was intended
 
**New Cover Alert**

we dug around and found a shot i like better for the cover now...

gardiner's had enough dvd and mag covers anyway! LOL...

way to go jesse o'rourke for the awesome riding this season. huge pulls and some crazy jumps, one of which was captured in a very cool shot that makes the new DVD cover for Elevation 4.

jeff
 
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both of them look good! Is Jessie, Bobostew88?:confused: If so I have a whole new respect for him. Good job fellows!!!:D

If not I think I came of a little harsh, back a few pages. Sorry Dude!
 
**New Cover Alert**

we dug around and found a shot i like better for the cover now...

gardiner's had enough dvd and mag covers anyway! LOL...

way to go jesse o'rourke for the awesome riding this season. huge pulls and some crazy jumps, one of which was captured in a very cool shot that makes the new DVD cover for Elevation 4.

jeff

WOW! graduated college and makes the cover!!!! Ive known Jesse O about all our lives but dang brotha, gettin with it this year huh!!!!!!!


WAY TO GO BUD!
 
Don't you get it? Jlowe, was never going to change the name of the movie...and why would I care? I have my own titles, like Born Loser. Does that sound familiar to you? It should! You must be a smart guy going to Chico, with a skeeter on my peter. I bet that impresses the girls at Chico State.

Do you go around campus telling people your Bobostew on Snowest? Bobostew, what kind of name is that? Sounds like something AO, may have ate in Oklahoma.

Your PM, reads; Can you post a picture of your girl friend? uh NO! Gets your own camera and photo bucket.

BJ


Hey gang, I know it has been a bit since I’ve last checked in… KING, your killing me man. On top of my liver being shot from this long grad weekend, my gut is about to burst from laughter. Ever thought about stand up? J-lowe, thanks for the cover shot. I am just stoked I was able to meet so many awesome people this winter and ride with some of the best company around. And as for Puddles and Shane-O… pretty good surprise guys, not gunna lie, I had no clue. Thanks, the sled is sick!


Well BJ, I must thank you for driving me to drinking this past week. After reading this vicious attack on my character I completely lost control at the helm and fell into a retarded state of DUDE-BRA-dation. I missed all of my finals, probably failed the classes and didn’t graduate. Instead of telling everyone what a goof off I am, I’d rather blame you for the provided rude comment that caused me to lose it. I can’t lie anymore, since you called me out on the name, “bobostew88,” all the girls in Chico now know who I really am.
You’ve blown my cover. I’ve also found that telling the girls “I’m BoBostew,” never really gets me laid. Instead I rather go out to the bars, get completely PICKLED and take them home. What really pleases them though, is when I bend them over and put in some work. It’s funny the harder I pound it, the more trouble they have walking straight the next day. Funny how that works. Really though, bobostew88 is out, ROCKNESTER is in. Keep up the good work, the comedy is extraordinary.
 
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