Elevation 4 Premier Night

[Bart]

I do believe the levity imparted by and to the participants of this less than eloquent charade was curtailed by Mr. Snoo's worldly wisdom. How quaint! Mr. Snoo must certainly be a very old, ostensibly wise, and an obviously feeble member of this eclectic gathering of misfits. I was so enjoying this rather crude display of ethnic and genetic humor. Allow Mr. Snoo to partake of his rocking chair and thus allow the frivolity to continue!

Revelation, you ask? It would not matter much. It is obvious that you are a young male with the associated shortcomings. You scream for attention. It is readily apparent, that you, my immature friend, are at least one of the dualities presented in this enigma of American communication.

Please, continue with your witty verbiage, but desist with the attack on my person. It will gain you nothing.

I love it! "LOL" Bart

 

[King o the Hill]

Revelation, you ask? It would not matter much. It is obvious that you are a young male with the associated shortcomings. You scream for attention. It is readily apparent, that you, my immature friend, are at least one of the dualities presented in this enigma of American communication.

Please, continue with your witty verbiage, but desist with the attack on my person. It will gain you nothing.

This dude is like a turd in a punch bowl....where the hell did he come from...I keep waiting for the guys wearing steel suits playing trumpets with the ribbon $hit on em to come flowing out everytime this homo posts....I am with snoboner...I want another s'more....maybe by then I can figure out which friggin generation this guy is trying to talk to...put your cigar robe back on goofball and let the games resume...."Jim (f*cking) Dandy what kinda crap is that OMG go hunt down Ward and June Cleaver ....

I didn't think I would reduce myself...I'm actually looking forward to something from BJ1 or 2, that A-Zero tweeker and now this twist....

 

[Bart]

OMG...This is the most bizarre thread! "It sure has my attention"
I wonder if its an elaborate marketing scheme, executed by Team Summit?

King, I know this Jim Dandy, irritates you but he comes at a good time, when this thread needed jump starting. I think Billyjack, even reconized it. Did you see the utube vid, he posted?

Bart

 

[Tonysnoo]

Rotflmao......................the fun thing about this thread is the equal oportunity bashing.

I love my rocking chair.............it even has an ez-ryde on it, and goes real fast............................yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooo


PS: it does make you wonder about the whole marketing thing............J Lowe............any comments

ya could sell tickets to a water balloon fight at the opening......er maybe back to Kings idea of selling squares to pick the identities

 

[SnowDevil]

atleast its not a sierrasledders it would have been blocked 12 times by now!

 

[freeride333]

hi how is every one doing? hahaha wow i leave to go to a fire for one week and this thread go to hell in a handbasket hahaha this is some great shizit.

on another note just found out last night cHadd (upinya) (chester mountain sports) is getting married to shaqniqua jackson from the county fried chicken club . she drives a white honda with combats on it.

congrats on the engagment chadd!!!!

 

[BlueBYu]

Revelation, you ask? It would not matter much. It is obvious that you are a young male with the associated shortcomings. You scream for attention. It is readily apparent, that you, my immature friend, are at least one of the dualities presented in this enigma of American communication.

Please, continue with your witty verbiage, but desist with the attack on my person. It will gain you nothing.

UUmmmm, yea, I don't know what your intentions were here but I clearly was not "attacking your person" All I asked was if you would let us know who you are, that's it...but If you want to jump into the deep end of the stupid pool....be me my guest...you just made yourself look like an a$$

 

[Billy Jack]

UUmmmm, yea, I don't know what your intentions were here but I clearly was not "attacking your person" All I asked was if you would let us know who you are, that's it...but If you want to jump into the deep end of the stupid pool....be me my guest...you just made yourself look like an a$$

Clinton,
You just set Jim Dandy, up for his next poem.

 

[mattymac]

hi how is every one doing? hahaha wow i leave to go to a fire for one week and this thread go to hell in a handbasket hahaha this is some great shizit.

on another note just found out last night cHadd (upinya) (chester mountain sports) is getting married to shaqniqua jackson from the county fried chicken club . she drives a white honda with combats on it.

congrats on the engagment chadd!!!!

congrats chadd!!!!!!

now the biggest ? is... shane, jesse, or billyjack for your best man?

 

[BlueBYu]

Clinton,
You just set Jim Dandy, up for his next poem.

That's Ok, I'm curious to see what he comes up with. Anyone that can take a complement and turn it into an argument deserves to have the floor. You know, like when your enjoying the afternoon in the park and you see some crazy bum talking to himself. You kinda take a step back and watch to see what he's gunna do.

 

[phatty]

anybody else want to create an alter identity on snowest?

Then i could log on and post stupid stuff and get away with it... oh wait, maybe i already do?

 

[ChesterMtnSports]

That's Ok, I'm curious to see what he comes up with. Anyone that can take a complement and turn it into an argument deserves to have the floor. You know, like when your enjoying the afternoon in the park and you see some crazy bum talking to himself. You kinda take a step back and watch to see what he's gunna do.

It's funny how you mention the Bum talking to himslef Clayton. You see, Jim Dandy the Dick Sucker is really Shanes alter ego and Gay lover funny how that stuff works.

And to you Shane, I wasn't going to tell everybody about my engagment until later but now the cats out of the bag I'll explain. Shaqniqua is not her real name it's Heather Kelley and yes she was at my house last night and let me tell you she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 

[freeride333]

It's funny how you mention the Bum talking to himslef Clayton. You see, Jim Dandy the Dick Sucker is really Shanes alter ego and Gay lover funny how that stuff works.

And to you Shane, I wasn't going to tell everybody about my engagment until later but now the cats out of the bag I'll explain. Shaqniqua is not her real name it's Heather Kelley and yes she was at my house last night and let me tell you she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

no jim dandy is not my gay lover you c#ck face chadd dont be mad about shaqniqua it ok if you like cd size nippels thats cool.

 

[mattymac]

Shaqniqua is not her real name it's Heather Kelley and yes she was at my house last night and let me tell you she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

So thats her name!


I always wondered what it was!!!!!!!!!! she was fun enjoy your time with her puddles, I know myself and a bunch of others sure did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChesterMtnSports]

No need for name calling Shane. people are just curious whos Jim was so there it is. were here to help you shane you need to come out of the closet. We know how your last encounter with a female went.

 

[King o the Hill]

Don't tell me you have seen them already ....like a piece of bologna with a raisin in the middle...cooch like a grizzly with a slit throat....DUDE... CHAD!.... waddya thunkin man?? ....*psst* (Chad don't let her spit in your eye man!)

 

[Jim Dandy]

Oh my! How nice it is to view the sporting blood. I do so enjoy witticism. Lest, I get off track, I wanted to thank Mr. Shane for his valor and obvious civic responsibility. Bravo! One last comment; I do appreciate the jest with out demeaning the black man any further.

 

[BillyJack]

Oh my! How nice it is to view the sporting blood. I do so enjoy witticism. Lest, I get off track, I wanted to thank Mr. Shane for his valor and obvious civic responsibility. Bravo! One last comment; I do appreciate the jest with out demeaning the black man any further.

"Jim Dandy", You do write well as Blue pointed out earlier however, You can only clean sh!t up so much. Eventually you will realize.... its still sh!t, much like what you type.

 

[King o the Hill]

"Jim Dandy", You do write well as Blue pointed out earlier however, You can only clean sh!t up so much. Eventually you will realize.... its still sh!t, much like what you type.

So are you saying you can't polish a turd?

 

[BillyJack]

So are you saying you can't polish a turd?

The ones I've dropped in the can I could'nt, maybe the next time you sh!t, reach on in there and pluck one out and give it a go King. Let us know how it goes

Remember: A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.