Dumb party/cop stories

[Ollie]

Reading Himarks party story got me to thinking.

What are some of the stupid things you did to get arrested or ticketed at a party??


When I got out of the navy my buddies thru me a huge party.
There were about 40 of us packed into this mobile home (50lbs of tators in a 20lb sack).

We started drinking around noon. Well, by around 5pm we were pretty well smashed.
The neighbors started calling the cops about the noise (I guess 40 drunks are kind of loud). The cops come over and tell us to chill out. Of cource we promised we would.
The cops left and we just blew it off and kept on partiing.

About 30 minutes later a different set of cops show up.

The guy that threw the party goes to the door.
The cops asks if we had been drinking.
Tom tells the cop, nope, no drunks here, and promptly falls out the door, down the stairs and breaks his arm.
The cops starts laughing his azz off. Asks if we want an ambulance. We tell him no, we can drive him. The cop laughs again and calls an ambulance.

I went to the hospital with tom, the cops make everyone else call taxi's and go home (back to the ship).

We get to the hospital and Tom is holding his arm, kind of cradling his left arm (the broken one) with his right arm. looks like his arms are kind of crossed.

I start filling out the paper work while this nurse keeps telling us to sit down and fill out the paper work.

About 20 minutes later this doctor comes out, looks at Toms arm and asks, "does it hurt".
Tom kicks him in the nuts and asks if it hurts. With 3 security guards standing there, they put a cast on his arm.Then I had to meet him downtown and bail him out of jail for assault.

Man was that party fun.

 

[AKSNOWRIDER]

lmao at "does that hurt"..have had doctors do that and have always wanted to hurt them as an answer......glad I didnt......

 

[bullfrog123]

Nice one Ollie, sounds like fun.
I have never been busted, (but, I'm not dead yet!!), so the time will probably come.

Back in the day I did find a way to prick with the fellas at the local party spots on the dunes. Hooked up some blue and red marker lights, on magnets so I could put them on the cab, to my bass amp and cranked the tunes good and high, each time the bass hit hard the lights would flash like crazy and send the crowd runnin. Confused the he!! out of em hearing tunes and flashing lights.

Bad thing was is they got used to it and when the "real" cops came, a lot of my buds got busted. But the stories we recall are some of the best.

 

[Circus Midget]

I never got a minor growing up, but I sure did have a lot of very close calls.

One night a buddy had a "house warming" party at his new house while his parents were gone for the weekend. Eventually the cops show up and try to bust it. A few of us head out a window at the rear of the house and start running from the party. I was following my my friends through the neighbors yard when all of a sudden my feet came out from under me and I got knocked the freak out. When I wake up my buddies are dragging me by my feet and my face feels like I was betch slapped with a boat oar. Turns out while running full throttle through the neighbors yard his clothes line caught me right under the nose. I ended up breaking my nose and tore the piece of skin between your nostrils that connects to your face. I looked like a coon with two black eyes. This was an old skool clothes line too with big wooden end poles and hard steel wire that broke when i ran through it. The neighbor was old, so he had my buddies dad come over to fix it for him. Buddy told his dad how I went through it, so now almost every time I run into him he gives me a hard time about it.