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speeddemon
Well-known member
YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring
rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the
morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a pus h," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is
pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you
should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
into the pounding rain.
& nbsp; He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still
there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring
rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the
morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a pus h," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is
pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you
should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
into the pounding rain.
& nbsp; He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still
there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
