Did you steal her virginity? Good for you, if you did.
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Ya.... you wrecked her!!!
What you dont know is she stole part of your soul and in the afterlife you will tormented by crabs and mosquitos for eternity.
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plus will all take place in the telestial kingdom
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or even worse you may reside in a state called outer darkness and be known as "Sons of Perdition".
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Just move in with my ex..... I'll give you the addy!!!
Thats only if he denies the holy ghost while dating a mormon girl.
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Thats only if he denies the holy ghost while dating a mormon girl.
Very true, but have you seen some of these gals we have around here? You would want to deny everything.
What I WON'T date is a Jehovah's Witness
Had a close friend date one once, worst mistake of HIS life ROFL
Had a close friend date one once, worst mistake of HIS life ROFL
Very true, but have you seen some of these gals we have around here? You would want to deny everything.
I've seen some hottie mormon chicks!
That is until they get back from BYU and turn into an incubator
I am not Sick, but I will take a stab at it. What you are seeking externally, you should be seeking internally.-well it's debateable if your sick....but I am seeking nothing externally, my relationship is internal and it may show to the outside.
To be a true believer dictates that you must obey the word of that religion you feel is right for you. I feel there is no middle ground.- but what of people like myself who do not proclaim the reigion in the sense that most of the world views it? Also why do you think there can not be a 2 way relationship with God? I view it very much as a 2 way street. God is willing to walk with me, but he will let me run if I choose. It very much is like a father and son relationship.
The angel gave Joseph Smith special glasses so he could decipher the golden tablets-according to the posted South Park it was stones....yeah I watched it and I laughed(but I luagh at the scientology one and the Battle of Heaven vs Hell too, I laugh at eveything, even myself).
So new Mormon question. You say yes you believe Jesus was Gods son, etc. But you say that you must do good acts, etc to ensure a place in heaven? Is that correct....it's been a long day(3 hrs sleep in 30)? The christianity that I know preaches that anyone(even the thief on the cross) will enjoy eternity in heaven(which is still freaking me out, kinda scared about the whole deal) so long as they accept and profess that Jesus is their personal savior who died for their sins. No mention that you have to be A number 1 super doper neighbor guy, etc. You can still have slip ups and transgressions, a short fuse on things, etc. Hope that made sense, like I said I am freaking tired.
....but I am seeking nothing externally, my relationship is internal and it may show to the outside.To be a true believer dictates that you must obey the word of that religion you feel is right for you. I feel there is no middle ground.- but what of people like myself who do not proclaim the reigion in the sense that most of the world views it? Also why do you think there can not be a 2 way relationship with God? I view it very much as a 2 way street. God is willing to walk with me, but he will let me run if I choose. It very much is like a father and son relationship.
The angel gave Joseph Smith special glasses so he could decipher the golden tablets-according to the posted South Park it was stones....yeah I watched it and I laughed(but I luagh at the scientology one and the Battle of Heaven vs Hell too, I laugh at eveything, even myself).
So new Mormon question. You say yes you believe Jesus was Gods son, etc. But you say that you must do good acts, etc to ensure a place in heaven? Is that correct....it's been a long day(3 hrs sleep in 30)? The christianity that I know preaches that anyone(even the thief on the cross) will enjoy eternity in heaven(which is still freaking me out, kinda scared about the whole deal) so long as they accept and profess that Jesus is their personal savior who died for their sins. No mention that you have to be A number 1 super doper neighbor guy, etc. You can still have slip ups and transgressions, a short fuse on things, etc. Hope that made sense, like I said I am freaking tired.
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X.... my problem isn't travelling the 2 way street or the father son relationship.... My problem is with the group that put up the no running sign, the group that tells you that you are doing it wrong and rats you out, and the group that penalizes you for running.
Ultimatley..... religion is a governed organization with everybody willing to impose their ideals and interpretations on you because they feel you have it wrong.
Ultimatley..... religion is a governed organization with everybody willing to impose their ideals and interpretations on you because they feel you have it wrong.
Did this happen to you? How the hell did you get away to come back to tell us? You bad!
Well since i am mormon, when i date a mormon girl they cant steal my soul.. I hate mosquitos really bad
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Yea I hat mosquitos also. Ha Ha Ha. Who the hell brain washed you.
I am not Sick, but I will take a stab at it. What you are seeking externally, you should be seeking internally.-well it's debateable if your sick
To be a true believer dictates that you must obey the word of that religion you feel is right for you. I feel there is no middle ground.- but what of people like myself who do not proclaim the reigion in the sense that most of the world views it? Also why do you think there can not be a 2 way relationship with God? I view it very much as a 2 way street. God is willing to walk with me, but he will let me run if I choose. It very much is like a father and son relationship.
The angel gave Joseph Smith special glasses so he could decipher the golden tablets-according to the posted South Park it was stones....yeah I watched it and I laughed(but I luagh at the scientology one and the Battle of Heaven vs Hell too, I laugh at eveything, even myself).
So new Mormon question. You say yes you believe Jesus was Gods son, etc. But you say that you must do good acts, etc to ensure a place in heaven? Is that correct....it's been a long day(3 hrs sleep in 30)? The christianity that I know preaches that anyone(even the thief on the cross) will enjoy eternity in heaven(which is still freaking me out, kinda scared about the whole deal) so long as they accept and profess that Jesus is their personal savior who died for their sins. No mention that you have to be A number 1 super doper neighbor guy, etc. You can still have slip ups and transgressions, a short fuse on things, etc. Hope that made sense, like I said I am freaking tired.
A- yes they were stones not really glasses. Thats why squareheads source for mormon doctrine is laughable to me.
B-Honestly x, I served a mission for my church for 2 years and this is where the protestant christian sects and mormans bashed heads.. And the more I study it the more I see that the beliefs are very close but still has some fundamental differences.. There was a thread a while back where this was discussed and I just am not so amazing with words Id rather have someone that is, explain it.
http://www.jefflindsay.com/faith_works.html
This is one the best explination besides scripture that i have found over the internet.. There are books and such i have read that do as good of a job but i dont want to type them word for word. haha. anyway it is a very long thought out explination of how the mormon views faith and grace and works..
You dont need to read it all but you can scan it and you will get the jist of how we view the sacrifice of Christ and him as our savior.
Man Burndown you need to learn how to spell
check my original post.. haha I cant tell you but watch out Burndown, you're showing the first signs of mormonism.
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Who was it that died on the cross, no it was not Brigham young. It was Jesus Christ. Follow Jesus Christ not Brigham young.
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