Chubby you and a few others will like this little story!!

[redlineguy]

Well you know How I like to make fun of Golf right??

Well this morning I get an E-Mail from this Guy who I buy around 150,000 lbs of steel from every year with some new pricing ( we don't need to talk about that now ) and then he ends the letter with " Do you Golf"??

..LOL I say Just mini and the driving range why..

He says We’re a member of the SMA – the Smaller Manufacturers Association - a Waterbury based steel trade association. Each year they have a golf outing at the Watertown Country Club. How do you do at the driving range?


So I say I can hit them pretty far ( really far I have been told ) but don't have any Idea witch way they will go!! HAHA I look like Happy Gilmore!!



He say's ..You're ready!



I really don't have time so I don't think I will be going but it would be Funny as he!! if I did.








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[Jeff C]

Your tag on the bottom of your posts should now read:


Redline Guy: Now the owner of the worst thread ever :


"Chubby you and a few others will like this little story!!"

 

[Chubbydog]

Just go, and you can find out how easy it is to shoot under par on that easy course. You don't need no athletic ability to play golf, so you should be able to shoot in the mid 60's your 1st time.

 

[redlineguy]

Just go, and you can find out how easy it is to shoot under par on that easy course. You don't need no athletic ability to play golf, so you should be able to shoot in the mid 60's your 1st time.

I would hate to rip my other ACL It's Skill Chubby NOT athletic ability that you need to be good a golf. There are a LOT of fat old people with little or no athletic ability that are very good at it witch proves my point.











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[redlineguy]

Your tag on the bottom of your posts should now read:


Redline Guy: Now the owner of the worst thread ever :


"Chubby you and a few others will like this little story!!"

Oh come on Jeffro!! If you think this thread is that you need to read some other threads









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[niner49]

Just Do IT



RLG you really should go!!!!! if it's a 4-man best ball, buy a few mulligans have the beer cart follow you around and being your first time out you will get one heck of a handicap!

If you try it once and still hate Golf I will forever bite my tongue nad you can rant on and on! (the line in the sand has been drawn!)

 

[Jeff C]

RLG:

Just ballbusting you........

 

[bigdarrin]

A What?!?

... bite my tongue nad...

I'm almost scared to ask what a tongue nad is.

 

[maluchm]

RLG you really should go!!!!! if it's a 4-man best ball, buy a few mulligans have the beer cart follow you around and being your first time out you will get one heck of a handicap!

Even if you really hate the game, a scramble tournament can still be a good time. All in all a great time and a good excuse to get out for a while. Last one I went to I had the cute beer cart girl doing shots of Jägermeister with me.

 

[NDflatlander]

You'll have a helluva time at a scramble if it's your first time golfing. Most of the professional associations put these scrambles on cook a great meal, have free booze, and damn good prizes. If nothing else you'll see how enjoyable golf is after you have a few drinks in you.

 

[redlineguy]

RLG:

Just ballbusting you........

I know thats why I did not Neg Rep ya












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[redlineguy]

RLG you really should go!!!!! if it's a 4-man best ball, buy a few mulligans have the beer cart follow you around and being your first time out you will get one heck of a handicap!

If you try it once and still hate Golf I will forever bite my tongue nad you can rant on and on! (the line in the sand has been drawn!)

I want to try it But I want you and Chubby to go with me....Now that would be a good time









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[Chubbydog]

RLG, I went to watch a tournament a few days ago, and this was one of the cart girls. This alone was worth the price of addmission. If nothing else, go for the cart girls, and the beer girls.

 

[sledchick]

RLG, I went to watch a tournament a few days ago, and this was one of the cart girls. This alone was worth the price of addmission. If nothing else, go for the cart girls, and the beer girls.

Come golf at the course I work at...I'm one of the Bev Cart gals there..

 

[Chubbydog]

Come golf at the course I work at...I'm one of the Bev Cart gals there..

Like I said, they only hire hotties to do this kind of work. The more girls they hire like you, the more beer they sell. I'm sure you make pretty good $ in tips out there. If a girl that looked like that asked me to buy a petrified turd she found on the lawn, I'd probably buy it.

 

[redlineguy]

SC are you saying you want me to Play YOUR corse...Hmmmmmmmmm can I play thru

I knew you liked me











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[maluchm]

Like I said, they only hire hotties to do this kind of work. The more girls they hire like you, the more beer they sell. I'm sure you make pretty good $ in tips out there. If a girl that looked like that asked me to buy a petrified turd she found on the lawn, I'd probably buy it.

By the 7th hole the beer cart girl was hitting off the tee for me.

 

[cmantle1]

my old man got me golfing when i was a young boy for one reason, to be able to impress rich girls daddys and get them to like me....

 

[niner49]

Anytime

I want to try it But I want you and Chubby to go with me....Now that would be a good time

You betcha Buddy I will be heading your way in August

Visiting family in Ledyard.....

 

[switchback]

By the 7th hole the beer cart girl was hitting off the tee for me.

LMFAO!! You & and play the same way


Last tournament I was in I brought a case of my favorite beer (they don't have it in the bev cart) had them follow me around with it and pd her a $1/beer for it. Good humor and still way cheaper.