Canadian women and crabs.....

[Scott]

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident on the
western shore in Canada, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Mounties.

"We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife
said one Mountie.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" the husband shouted.

The Mounties looked at each other.One said, "We have some bad
news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to
hear first?"

Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news
first.

"The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning
we found your wife's body in the bay

"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked,
"What's the good news?

"The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12
twenty- five pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her.

"Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's
the great news?"

The Mountie said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

 

[x-guy]

funny, but I like this one myself

An ugly fat woman, a gorgeous young hot blonde, an American man and a Canadian man are all riding together in a train car.

As the train passes through a tunnel, the distinctive sound of a loud slap is heard.

When they emerge from the tunnel, a bright red handprint is on the face of the American.

The fat woman thinks "that dirty American grabbed that blonde in the tunnel and she slapped him!"

The blonde thinks "that dirty American must have tried to grab me, but grabbed the fatso by mistake and she slapped him!"

The American thinks "that Canadian bastard felt up that blonde and she slapped me by mistake!"

The Canadian thinks "I can’t wait ’til we go through another tunnel so I can slap that American again!"

 

[bullfrog123]

HAHAHAHA, Good one Scott

 

[mattymac]

nice!

 

[ArcticBoy]

Mmmmmm, crab legs.

 

[SAWYER]

hahahaha

canadians aren't that smart

 

[Skinner]

Two good jokes!!!!!! LOL

 

[Viper5]

hahahahahaha those were good

 

[onlyrotax]

Deadliest Catch

That's funny ! Hey did anyone else see the episode of Deadliest Catch where they hung that full size Ford p/u body on another boats crab pot and then waited for them to pull it up, that was classic, the captain (Phil) was speechless, he made the mistake of saying he needed a new pickup in the bar before they left and he said he would never be able to top that one !

 

[rare breed]

made my morning.

 

[800storm]

good stuff boys made me laugh.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

That's funny ! Hey did anyone else see the episode of Deadliest Catch where they hung that full size Ford p/u body on another boats crab pot and then waited for them to pull it up, that was classic, the captain (Phil) was speechless, he made the mistake of saying he needed a new pickup in the bar before they left and he said he would never be able to top that one !

..I saw that one...Too friggin' funny!. ..Phil's cool.

 

[Deadwood]

hahahaha

canadians aren't that smart

As you, in all your wisdom, unwittingly show exactly what the joke is saying, that so many people think Americans are rude.
LMAO!

 

[Skinner]

That's funny ! Hey did anyone else see the episode of Deadliest Catch where they hung that full size Ford p/u body on another boats crab pot and then waited for them to pull it up, that was classic, the captain (Phil) was speechless, he made the mistake of saying he needed a new pickup in the bar before they left and he said he would never be able to top that one !

Did you see the one where they tied up an outhouse? It was to welcome back a new ship to fishing that didn't fish for a few years. Damn that was funny.

 

[onlyrotax]

Did you see the one where they tied up an outhouse? It was to welcome back a new ship to fishing that didn't fish for a few years. Damn that was funny.

Yeah, that one was great too, its like the "old west" up there pretty much anything goes with those guys, biting the heads off of herring, shaving each others heads mullet style and ripping a beating heart out of a cod fish and swallowing it for "good luck", now that's funny stuff right there !