Could this be a cougar in waiting? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520982,00.html?test=latestnews
Anybody ever ride any older chassis Cougars?
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Abominable
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reminds me of a joke:
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty darn good for 50 something, she obviously worked out cause it showed, and by the looks of it had a pretty skillful plastic surgeon - she was stacked! Anyway we drank and b.s.'d a bit and after awhile she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double'?
I said "I don't think so, what is it?"
I was a little shocked when she replied, "a mother and daughter threesome".
"No" I said "but I'd like to!"
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night,
so we went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty darn good for 50 something, she obviously worked out cause it showed, and by the looks of it had a pretty skillful plastic surgeon - she was stacked! Anyway we drank and b.s.'d a bit and after awhile she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double'?
I said "I don't think so, what is it?"
I was a little shocked when she replied, "a mother and daughter threesome".
"No" I said "but I'd like to!"
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night,
so we went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"
thats the best thing about the older ones...you can pick em up cheap, ride em hard, and scoot in the morning with no worries. They know how the routine works. haha.
I know!! My ol' man always refered to em as "Flatboard Prowlers" or Bar flies! First time I've ever heard the tear cougar.. got me good.. gave good rep for my humility
lmao!
I know!! My ol' man always refered to em as "Flatboard Prowlers" or Bar flies! First time I've ever heard the tear cougar.. got me good.. gave good rep for my humility
Flatboard Prowlers, ya got me on that....WTH is a flatboard prowler? Dance floor? Gonna say Duh right after your response, I just know it!
you'd have to know my ol man.. flatboard=bar..you know the bar is flat.. hes a funny ol guy, gotta love im tho
Gotta tell ya guys I had a cougar come into the shop w/her much younger man yesterday thinking she needed to spend a bunch of money. After playing show & tell with her on her auto repairs & saving her some money I about lost it when she flashed me her tooth
Gotta tell ya guys I had a cougar come into the shop w/her much younger man yesterday thinking she needed to spend a bunch of money. After playing show & tell with her on her auto repairs & saving her some money I about lost it when she flashed me her tooth
LOL TOOTH, crackwhore
Gotta tell ya guys I had a cougar come into the shop w/her much younger man yesterday thinking she needed to spend a bunch of money. After playing show & tell with her on her auto repairs & saving her some money I about lost it when she flashed me her tooth
hahaha... I was in a bar one night with my pal and he got into a scuffle with a guy that had the one tooth. I remember him saying,
"If you dont shut up I am going to knock out your tooth"
It was hard not to LOL and that was the trigger for the fight.
hahaha... I was in a bar one night with my pal and he got into a scuffle with a guy that had the one tooth. I remember him saying,
"If you dont shut up I am going to knock out your tooth"
It was hard not to LOL and that was the trigger for the fight.
Hey who are you? I think I was there when that went down
Another "before he knew".
Man, I have been looking all over for a nice 2-up model- they are few and far between if you are picky about the looks and maintenance like me. I've searched a few websites and found a few decent looking ones that you can ride double up, but they are all so far away. I'm a bit hesitant to make the drive sight unseen because the last one I found on craigslist turned out to be a clapped out POS that looked nothing like the mint condition model in pictures that were emailed to me. Luckily, I didn't put any money down beforehand on that one, but I hate f'n scammers that waste your time like that!
Rawrrr!!!
Is it wrong to bring this back?
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Super B
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Is it wrong to bring this back?
Nope, I could not think of a more perfect time to bring this thread back!
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yardfarmer
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This could possible be the thread of the year! I re-read all of it, some funny chit! Thanks for the laughs!
We actually rebuilt a 550 liquid '90 cougar 136x1 1/4 and it was a beast. It would run with my old XLT 650 on the flats and trails, had a little to desire on the hills.. handled really well in the POW and would shred with my brothers 07 rev.. I'd say he's got a keeper for sure..
Poor guy fell in deep
