Alberta Man Eats Underwear to Avoid Breathalyzer

[gatekeeper]

LMAO
Never drove and drank at the same time.
Well maybe a couple of times when I was a kid.
I could imagine the horror tho sitting in the back of
an RCMP cruiser awaiting a breath test.

Not sure I would go to the extremes to avoid detection
like this Alberta guy did.
While in the back seat he removed his shorts and
proceeded to eat them...in the hopes the cotton would
"absorb the alcohol"

Perfect!

 

[DenverR1]

Classic!

 

[allied1]

Wow! That dude was really talking out his azz!!

 

[HawkShot99]

So did the breathalyzer pick up and sh#t on his breath?

 

[CatWoman]

This is FUNNY stuff! You just have to wonder what one is thinking to do something like this. Why not a sock instead?

 

[PhantomCat]

I'm just shaking my head....that dude had to have been wasted!!! LMAO

 

[hypnotoad]

so if i read the articial correctly it sounds like it worked for him, he blew a .08 which is the legal limit in canada.

 

[rp7x]

chit eatin grin

a guy in our town was sitin in a squad waiting too ,chit himselph then put a hand full in his mouth, the cop just marked his ticket refused