That's it! I've had enough.
I'm opening a Yamaha dealer at the new Arrabelle in Vail.
We'll have fur covered seats, suede hoods, hot pink skis... Every sled will come with pack of carbon offsets equal to it's purchase price, an electric lift & winch on each light-weight Yami. We will operate a consierge service in case you don't want to be seen diging out - we'll do it for you.
You can even invest in a "fractional ownership/timeshare" garage-condo near the Eagle Airport to store your sled 11 months/year.
... and you'll have to pay 17.00/hr to park and brochures will be sold for 7.00/ea.
(all after spending 2hrs in traffic to get from East Vail to the Vail exit)
Vail. Gotta love it.
Don't forget the leopard print one-piece snowmobile suit with fur topped boots!
Can you put a cappuccino warmer on a sled instead of a muff pot?