you turn it right
you turn it left
you push it forward
you pull it back
dang tootin its gonna crack
keep it stiff for the whole ride
the brace strong and stiff as Viagra
is now available for your cat pride
have her spread to each post
bolt and rivet her hard
then you can be the beast
and worry about breakage the least
lean her hard
turn her over
grab each handle
and hang on..
For the ride of you life
the Modrod M Brace
makes a very satisfied Face
And how does one compete with a mental giant like you.....