Why 4 Strokes Suck!

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Read this in Dirt Rider today. Made my 125 "failing" ace chuckle.

HOLD ON TO YOUR HANDLEBARS

Are you ready to wax the competition? FMF performance exhaust add Magnum sized power, and makes every 2-Stroke run like a Bandit. 2-Strokes give us a warm and fuzzy feeling because you don't have to blow your entire stash to keep it running strong-like a deadly Texas Ranger. FMF solutes men who ride manly bikes-go fast and stay classy 2-Strokers.

Yet another reason 4 strokes suck, you guys just don't have funny adds like this!!!

 

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Link to a picture

http://twostrokemotocross.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/FMF-mustache.jpg

 

[girlpowder]

They'll say anything in an ad won't they? lol!!!!

 

[sledhead ut]

Just a sad attempt to boost the ego's of those left behind and sell a product.

Let me know when you bring your 1 2 week azz 5 to Utah and I'll take pics of you feeling all warm and fuzzy on the mountain. And yes, I will have plenty of time to walk back and take pics.

 

[whitefish]

Nice spelling. What does "solutes" mean?

 

[sledhead ut]

Nice spelling. What does "solutes" mean?

LMAO

Here ya go: Solute, a substance dissolved in fluid, forming a solution

 

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Just a sad attempt to boost the ego's of those left behind and sell a product.

Let me know when you bring your 1 2 week azz 5 to Utah and I'll take pics of you feeling all warm and fuzzy on the mountain. And yes, I will have plenty of time to walk back and take pics.

I will and I will. I keep working on getting a crew out there to ride. Just get me the jetting specs when I get finally head out.

 

[hyperduc]

Don't let them give you too much grief about the 125, I have a 2 stroke 125cc road race bike that is an absolute riot to ride.