Who wants to make a kid cry for 500 bux?

[Himark]

Seen this on Craigs list..

Actor needed for emotional role – One day high pay

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Date: 2009-04-17, 12:52PM EDT



My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary.

 

[woodzy]

WTF??? How about take advantage of an opportunity to show your kids that some things in life aren't meant to be... Take the dog to the new family with kids in tow and let them say goodbye to it so they know it is in a safe place. People are such cowards anymore..

 

[Sidehiller]

WTF??? How about take advantage of an opportunity to show your kids that some things in life aren't meant to be... Take the dog to the new family with kids in tow and let them say goodbye to it so they know it is in a safe place. People are such cowards anymore..

I agree with you 100%, but I still laughed at the "or someone who just likes to make children cry" line.

 

[adrenaline junkey]

well said it would be a lot better than the late nights the kids will put in worrying about there dog and where its at. He just doesn't know it yet but he will spend a lot of time putting up lost fliers and many miles in the car driving the neighborhood searching

 

[polaris dude]

looks like an easy 500 bucks to me

and i would totally improvitse and say the dog got ran over

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Hmmmmm? I need some cash. Then I can pay someone $250 to get rid of 1 dog and a cat.

 

[m7bandit]

he should be truthful to his kids or one day it could come back to bite him

 

[xrated]

aww hell someone owes me a ton of money. I make my kids and strangers kids cry all the time.

 

[POLZIN]

what a puss!! He should man up and deal with it himself if its that much of a problem pet ! Maybe his kids will get the point that the Family is more important than the dog!

 

[Fordman]

I'd do it....

 

[Hardass]

Hey it's tough times out there 500 plus 250 for the other guys cat and dog ??/ Any one else? Where do you guys live??

 

[triple]

looks like an easy 500 bucks to me

and i would totally improvitse and say the dog got ran over

Go down to the local Piggly Wiggly, get your self a nice roast, tie it to the leash and drag it back to the little sweethearts. I'd pay to see the video of that greeting.

 

[triple]

The best thing would be that he does this, the other family can't stand the dog and decide to bring him back. There would be some 'splainin' to do.