Who is drunk posting?

[BLITZKRIEG]

You are only truly drunk when you have sh!t yourself.
I have been drunk twice!

 

[801]

The best one I have been on was when I lost over three days

 

[BLITZKRIEG]

Jackson Wy
Million $ bar poast!

 

[05900]

Jackson Wy
Million $ bar poast!

So much for the phone eh?

 

[Snowmow]

Good tasting stuff.

 

[05900]

Gotta get some 'dem

 

[BLITZKRIEG]

Par tea!

 

[801]

No doubt

 

[Snowmow]

About it

 

[av8er]

What if you Shart Yourself

does that count? I've done that Twice- both times the day after some hard Whiskey drinking- ha ha both times at a restaurant too.. both times with a future wife- nothing like sitting down looking at the menu and then telling your woman- WE GOTTA GO!!

 

[801]

Absolutely

 

[Marty UT]

Never trust a fart after a night of heavy drinking!

 

[m8braaaap]

Never trust a fart after the age of 30

 

[Snowmow]

By the sounds coming from my 1 month old. Can't trust a fart before either

 

[Marty UT]

Here I sit broken hearted
trying to chit but only farted

The other day I took a chance
tried to fart and chit my pants

 

[BLITZKRIEG]

Here I sit broken hearted
trying to chit but only farted

The other day I took a chance
tried to fart and chit my pants

That means your drunk!

 

[Snowmow]

That means your drunk!

Or between the ages of 0 and death

 

[Marty UT]

That means your drunk!

Not yet, but I'm working on it!

 

[coolm7cat]

step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol.

 

[coolm7cat]

If i ever go missing. i would like my photo put on beer bottles instead of milk cartons. That way my friends will know to look for me.