After having their 11th child, a Newfoundland couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the
husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his
wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called 'a vasectomy'
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home,
get a firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can
up to his ear and count to 10.
The Newfie said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest man
in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me.'
Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
1 ...
2.....
3 ......
4 .......
5 ..........
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Quebec, and some parts of Northern Saskatchewan.
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the
husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his
wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called 'a vasectomy'
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home,
get a firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can
up to his ear and count to 10.
The Newfie said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest man
in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me.'
Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
1 ...
2.....
3 ......
4 .......
5 ..........
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Quebec, and some parts of Northern Saskatchewan.
