Valentines Day thread- reasons why a snowmobile is better than a girl

[Trashy]

I'm gonna get in trouble for this. Just for the record, I love my wife.

Ok, here we go

My snowmobile doesn't get mad when I work on it

You don't need the snowmobile's permission to ride the backcountry

It's a good thing when a snowmobile has gas

Can't mount handlebars on a girlfriend. An hour meter is frowned upon as well.

My snowmobile doesn't get mad when I make it ride in the trailer

Feel free to chime in as necessary.....

 

[AZ800]

Rode hard and put away wet is expected, not only after you buy jewelry....

 

[snowmobiler]

i can ride grammas snowmobiles but i cant ride gramma

 

[Trashy]

Cause you can grab the seat without getting smacked?

 

[Trashy]

My sled doesn't want a kitchen reno. Or a new SUV. Or an endless supply of shiny trinkets.

 

[Trashy]

Even if your sled weighs over 400 pounds no one will make fun of you (insert Yamaha jokes here)

 

[shelbwyo]

Because my sled will cook me lunch while I ride it

 

[simnil]

...............
............Or an endless supply of shiny trinkets.

Really??

Seems to me like there are no limits to the amount of "shiny trinkets" you can get to a sled!

Could "Wrap my Wife" be the next thing after Pimp My Ride?

 

[89sandman]

I can ride it all day long, and it's ready to go again the next day.

 

[bholmlate]

rolling my sled over is not frowned upon its expected

I can ride someone else's sled without any jealousy involved

sled comes with owners manual

you can easily adjust ride height

you can upgrade the model every year if you want

2 strokes are better then 4 strokes.... oh wait!! never mind

 

[go high fast]

I cant think of any.

 

[Snow Duck]

You can put your sled on the stand and inspect the chassis and lube as needed with out getting slapped!

 

[freekweet mods]

Your sled patiently waits for you if you get bucked off.

 

[05900]

Sled doesn't get mad at you for no reason every 28 days

A sled doesn’t have girlfriend sleds that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.

You can have two sleds at once and they won’t be jealous of each other.

Sled never bitches.

 

[snowdog484]

If someone could fab a breast implant kit for a sled I'd be in heaven!! Maybe use them as some sort hand warmers....

 

[05900]

If someone could fab a breast implant kit for a sled I'd be in heaven!! Maybe use them as some sort hand warmers....

Air bags on a sled ????????

 

[Trashy]

Fun. Not air.......