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UTMAF will kick Ucrews A$$

This is good keep it coming. Wheres duner? did he get put out to pasture?
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Kiddies! Past your bedtimes! Your daddies are gonna finish watching the Jazz game and then they come tuck you into bed! :face-icon-small-win

34? Hell...that was my January! ha!:face-icon-small-hap

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i need bigger print so I can see this stuff

LMPhAO. I'm speechless, almost.. Bring it ***** boyz. I'll be in my recliner pounding shots of Geritol while reading my AARP mail but... we invented the chit you now aspire to copy. have at it. hahahaaa. We're flattered you wanted to imitate us and thrilled you weren't a part of us. OLD GUYS RULE! what is this about? Is Duner out to pasture? Is Freak a Freak? Does Sunridge run a crime ring that fences Turbos, Is Kevin here? and when do I get inducted into the Hall of Fame for crash victims... And who is Hoss Rev? Was he on Bonanza? where am I? ps. Summer Sucks. I am Fab and you are not! Now serving shrimp on Fridays. where the heck's my beer???? GOT VODKA?

and lastly.. Give to the United Ucrew college fund, cause the mind is a terrible thing
 
fawk ron you should have found a pic that wasn't an old dude.

When freak finds his glasses he will be all over that.....just as soon as he gets done meeting the old guard for th early bird AARP dinner special!

That IS Ron!!! LOL!

Let go of my chicken you Mafia bastages! "I hate the colonel! With his wee bitty eyes! I think I puts something in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!" (name that movie?) lol!

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LMPhAO. I'm speechless, almost.. Bring it ***** boyz. I'll be in my recliner pounding shots of Geritol while reading my AARP mail but... we invented the chit you now aspire to copy. have at it. hahahaaa. We're flattered you wanted to imitate us and thrilled you weren't a part of us. OLD GUYS RULE! what is this about? Is Duner out to pasture? Is Freak a Freak? Does Sunridge run a crime ring that fences Turbos, Is Kevin here? and when do I get inducted into the Hall of Fame for crash victims... And who is Hoss Rev? Was he on Bonanza? where am I? ps. Summer Sucks. I am Fab and you are not! Now serving shrimp on Fridays. where the heck's my beer???? GOT VODKA?

and lastly.. Give to the United Ucrew college fund, cause the mind is a terrible thing

Who left the latch on the gate unlocked, Grandpa got out again. :face-icon-small-win


good to see ya posting Rockstar:beer;
 
Im at the gym so i cant post. Where is my utmaf and why is ewecrew outposting us? Oh yeah i forgot utmaf have jobs ;)

Jobs....or are they playing Gin for nursing home social hour?

damn but this is good reading at 5 am!
 
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That IS Ron!!! LOL!

Let go of my chicken you Mafia bastages! "I hate the colonel! With his wee bitty eyes! I think I puts something in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!" (name that movie?) lol!


So I married an Axe murderer..but it goes more like this............


"Everyone knows the world is run by the Queen, the Rothschilds, the Gettys, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, how I hate the Colonel with his wee bitty eyes... oh your going to buy my chicken"

"Dad how can you hate, the Colonel".

"Because, he puts a special chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smarta$$"
 
here's a rock star showing Kev how to dance


and one of kimbro showing off his bar arsed driving skills
 
So I married an Axe murderer..but it goes more like this............


"Everyone knows the world is run by the Queen, the Rothschilds, the Gettys, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, how I hate the Colonel with his wee bitty eyes... oh your going to buy my chicken"

"Dad how can you hate, the Colonel".

"Because, he puts a special chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smarta$$"

Awesome!!!! That is a classic!!!! "William! Move ya heed! Look at the size of that boy's heed! It's gargantuan!"
 
i can post, but i cant read it! LMAO! I cant decide which way to swing...

Too young to be over the hill, too old to be wild and free still...
 
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