Updated Oldie!!

[redlineguy]

Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention, Denver , Colorado

7:00 pm Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Non-religious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial Tree Hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm Global Warming Mini-Seminar - Al Gore, Nobel Prize recipient

8:15 pm Gay Weddings & Civil Unions - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops Are War Criminals - John Kerry ( Vietnam Hero)

9.00 pm Saddam Hussein Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn, Danny Glover

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of 'the Great Satan,' George W. Bush

12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 20 million new Democratic Mexican voters - John McCain and Mike Hucklebee to make surprise appearance

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of Conservatives & the Republican Party

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

 

[buck50]

that was good, especially:

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

 

[Skinner]

LMAO!!!!!!! The Last time was the best.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

Vladimar the impaler needs to meet up with striesand & moore

 

[sldgy]

Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention, Denver , Colorado

7:00 pm Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Non-religious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial Tree Hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm Global Warming Mini-Seminar - Al Gore, Nobel Prize recipient

8:15 pm Gay Weddings & Civil Unions - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops Are War Criminals - John Kerry ( Vietnam Hero)

9.00 pm Saddam Hussein Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn, Danny Glover

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of 'the Great Satan,' George W. Bush

12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 20 million new Democratic Mexican voters - John McCain and Mike Hucklebee to make surprise appearance

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of Conservatives & the Republican Party

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

1:40 am George Bush realizes that he has been at the wrong convention for the past six hours and forty minutes.