Turbo responses

[mulestar]

Alright, I spend alot of time on here as I get bored at my job. I check all of the threads, be it Arctic cat, Polaris, Fouled plug, etc etc. I have noticed a trend in the responses and I find it funny.

My point is when someone starts a thread for their machine, or anything else for that matter, there is always someone that chimes in with some sort of response that has to do with a turbo.

A few of the top of my head...


"Hey I am looking to put a bumper kit on my M sled" -Turbo it.

"What is the best helmet out there?" -Any of them will do, just make sure it is turboed.

"I am looking at putting in an LED brake light." -Turbo it.

"Why is KLIM gear so expensive?" -Cause they come turboed.

"My wife says I am no good in bed, what do I do?" -Turbo it.

Just todays observation, inspired by the Arctic Cat section...

 

[tree climber]

at least this thread is turboed!

 

[Scott]

Feeling like a love-life loser? Is your riding partner left feeling like the snow melted a little too early? Extend your riding day and boost your love life with a high octane potion.

Venture deep into the bush with our new Boondocker's Viagra.

Boondockers--where it's a good hard pull every time.

 

[hard2handle]

Feeling like a love-life loser? Is your riding partner left feeling like the snow melted a little too early? Extend your riding day and boost your love life with a high octane potion.

Venture deep into the bush with our new Boondocker's Viagra.

Boondockers--where it's a good hard pull every time.

Now that there is funny chit.

 

[4Z]

Feeling like a love-life loser? Is your riding partner left feeling like the snow melted a little too early? Extend your riding day and boost your love life with a high octane potion.

Venture deep into the bush with our new Boondocker's Viagra.

Boondockers--where it's a good hard pull every time.

DISCLAIMER: "FOR BOOST LASTING LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS, CHECK YOUR SHORTS"

 

[WatchThis!!!]

"TRY OUR TOUGH, LONG LASTING REEDS FOR HARDCORE BOOSTING"

 

[EricW]

"Blow Off Valve Not Included"

 

[95RXL]

So you're not looking to get blown?

 

[Wheel House Motorsports]

"Blow Off Valve Not Included"

might wanna go with that upgrade...

*disclaimer*
failure to properly install blow off valve might result in dangerous and potentially fatal symptom called overboost, if you expereince this symptom, stop taking boondocker viagra emidiately and contact your doctor. for boost lasting longer then 4 hours, contact your turbo installer for more details on how to get your turbo to spool down safely.

 

[hivoltagesledhead]

Also remember that for maximum pleasure one needs a large diameter tube that fits tightly into its associated box....this allows for a tight seal and no leakage resulting in optimum performance,also preventing pre-detenination !!!

 

[aebsledder]

"If you experience premature boost decrease dosage by half...

 

[Scott]

I'll chose my engine carefully. I'd rather not have any piston slap.