Tom Cruise - New leader of all whack jobs
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XXL
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SO??? J.D. Rockefeller's son was worth billions, & cannibals ate his sorry azz.
Yeah, but he has a P-51.
They not only fix depression ... but gay too. Just ask Travolta.
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sledchick
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Scientology aside, if I could put him on mute I'd still do him..haha. "mr cruise, what you just said is the most insane, idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber after listening to this. I award you no points, and God have mercy on your soul."
Don't you guys remember?
He had a severe brain injury at Daytona when he crashed with Rowdy.....
He had a severe brain injury at Daytona when he crashed with Rowdy.....
Don't you guys remember?
He had a severe brain injury at Daytona when he crashed with Rowdy.....
...& he got STD's from that hooker years ago!!
Would I sound cool if I talked in acronym code too.
Put on you NMFH, jump on the XP, and HM that hill. Wow, snowmobiling might just be a cool religion.
Put on you NMFH, jump on the XP, and HM that hill. Wow, snowmobiling might just be a cool religion.
Ya know I thought about this more and more, and I've decided I'm going to actually become a scientologist.
BUT ...
I'm going to be a COWBOY scientologist.
I could be like ...
"Howdy there pardner! Xenu's coming over to my ranch in west Texas tonite, and we're all gonna know a bunch of stuff and then go on vacation! Why don't you mosey on by and take a gander at what we're cookin'!"
omg that would SOOOOO so so so be the life for me....
Tom Cruise even has a ranch up somewhere around Duboise I hear ...
Hmmmmmmmmmm........
Maybe Tom is a cowboy scientologist too? I should go to his ranch and ask him if I can know stuff too.
BUT ...
I'm going to be a COWBOY scientologist.
I could be like ...
"Howdy there pardner! Xenu's coming over to my ranch in west Texas tonite, and we're all gonna know a bunch of stuff and then go on vacation! Why don't you mosey on by and take a gander at what we're cookin'!"
omg that would SOOOOO so so so be the life for me....
Tom Cruise even has a ranch up somewhere around Duboise I hear ...
Hmmmmmmmmmm........
Maybe Tom is a cowboy scientologist too? I should go to his ranch and ask him if I can know stuff too.
He said "DO IT, Do it right"...
First is what is IT. Nicole or Katie, ok I'm in, but what ever else he was trying to spit out was lost to me...
First is what is IT. Nicole or Katie, ok I'm in, but what ever else he was trying to spit out was lost to me...
Ok well I was under the impression that he was nuttier than a tree squirrel. Ol' Tommy was just on Oprah again. Turns out he rides a Cat. So looks like there's hope for him yet!!
Ha Ha I seen he rides arctic cat sleds too what a nut job.That must have been fun doubling Oprah, Tom was sitting on the gas cap to make room for her.
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Nate
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Pretty sweet place he has in Telluride....sleds, cute lady, tons of cash. He may be a nutjob but I'm jealous!! I'm sure he would look at what we do and how much we get paid to do it and think we're the nutty ones! 
I saw the one Cat but wasn't the 2-up a Polaris?
The way he talks in that clip you'd think he dosed a couple of hits, his brain was miles in front of his mouth.
The way he talks in that clip you'd think he dosed a couple of hits, his brain was miles in front of his mouth.
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Seeing as Oprah did the so called 'interview' makes me wonder. Dude could have had a set up life(on his own), then the scientology took hold. Wonder how many of L. Rons handlers coached him on this one. I would not say that that place is 'his' but rather now a token of his gratitude to the 'religion'. Welcome now Scientology to Telluride, I am truly sorry. For anyone there..
Pretty sweet place he has in Telluride....sleds, cute lady, tons of cash. He may be a nutjob but I'm jealous!! I'm sure he would look at what we do and how much we get paid to do it and think we're the nutty ones!
All I know is that if I was as rich as he is I could afford to be a complete loon too
Well said!
And wtf was Cruise saying in the video? Obviously I don't have enough money to understand.
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T-Bone
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...& he got STD's from that hooker years ago!!
Don't forget that he lost his best friend when he couldn't pull out of that flat spin. He's lived a pretty traumatic life. He's allowed to be a little goofy.
