Toilet

[Sidehiller]

This is actually an interesting topic.

Sometimes I'm sitting there, queefing out pile after pile of steaming glory & I realize that the crapper can't handle the huge heap.....and this is before wiping all of the leftovers & adding a wad of mooky paper to the clog.
What's one to do?
Do you risk flushing & overflowing last nights burgers & wings & Amber Bock
all over the floor? That sucks cuz it gets all over your shoes & then your
tracking crapprints all through the house & then the dogs just wants to roll in it.

LMAO! I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks like that.

 

[ouch]

haha you guys need to look through a magazine instead of think on the toilet.... haha...

 

[Ex-Member]

what about reading/posting on snowest from the toilet?

wifi and laptop = win

 

[HawkShot99]

what about reading/posting on snowest from the toilet?

wifi and laptop = win

Guilty!

 

[Ex-Member]

here's the pic i was lookin for earlier

 

[Ex-Member]

funny, i'm actually posting from the bathroom right now

 

[HawkShot99]

here's the pic i was lookin for earlier

I have better balance than that.

 

[J-Roc]

This is actually an interesting topic.

Sometimes I'm sitting there, queefing out pile after pile of steaming glory & I realize that the crapper can't handle the huge heap.....and this is before wiping all of the leftovers & adding a wad of mooky paper to the clog.
What's one to do?
Do you risk flushing & overflowing last nights burgers & wings & Amber Bock
all over the floor? That sucks cuz it gets all over your shoes & then your
tracking crapprints all through the house & then the dogs just wants to roll in it.

And, that's when it hits you. *snaps fingers* I just made a poop lasagna! Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper.....

 

[brushwolf]

Buy an American Standard brand Cadet model. Reasonable price and you will be impressed with the flush even though it uses the 1.6 gallon capacity. I put one in my master bath and never have had to flush twice. I have a bath framed in my lower level and when I finish it it too will have a Cadet installed.

 

[Mafesto]

I want something that flushes with such violent velocity that it could pull the
scales off a Northern Pike.

That should adequately handle the creamy delights I leave in there.

 

[raysxc700]

wtf ...............over!!

 

[dragon12]

Buy an American Standard brand Cadet model. Reasonable price and you will be impressed with the flush even though it uses the 1.6 gallon capacity. I put one in my master bath and never have had to flush twice. I have a bath framed in my lower level and when I finish it it too will have a Cadet installed.

As long as it is a Cadet 3 you will be fine. American Standard has screwed the general public with the Cadet 1 and Cadet 2 in the process of developing #3. Cadet 1's wouldn't flush the water in the bowl, let alone a brown trout.

 

[Jeff C]

While we are this topic, I have this design in my head to improve the toilet.

Why not route an exhaust fan duct work through the porcelain in the toilet somehow?

That way the smell never leaves the bowl and fills the room to begin with!!!

A small fan maybe in the wall that has duct work that hooks up to the back of the toilet somewhere and pulls the air out of the rim of the toilet bowl area.

Not only would it get the smell at the source, it would gently cool and dry the sweat out of your (Talking like the aflac duck) "@ssCRACK!"

If somebody makes one, I will buy it!

 

[Burndown1]

While we are this topic, I have this design in my head to improve the toilet.

Why not route an exhaust fan duct work through the porcelain in the toilet somehow?

That way the smell never leaves the bowl and fills the room to begin with!!!

A small fan maybe in the wall that has duct work that hooks up to the back of the toilet somewhere and pulls the air out of the rim of the toilet bowl area.

Not only would it get the smell at the source, it would gently cool and dry the sweat out of your (Talking like the aflac duck) "@ssCRACK!"

If somebody makes one, I will buy it!

The chit could hit the fan.

 

[brushwolf]

As long as it is a Cadet 3 you will be fine. American Standard has screwed the general public with the Cadet 1 and Cadet 2 in the process of developing #3. Cadet 1's wouldn't flush the water in the bowl, let alone a brown trout.

You are correct, it is the three and it flushes with little noise but it does flush very well indeed. It flushes better than those old ones with the 4 and 5 gallon tanks.

 

[duffman]

how come you can only get a toilet with a 1.3 gallon flush?

 

[winter brew]

The city of Seattle paid over $1,000,000 EACH for these.....they are a bargain!!

http://shop.ebay.com/items/_W0QQ_nkwZseattleQ20toiletQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZR40QQ_mdoZ

 

[justadude]

Eat a salad once in a while. It will go down the shute easier.!!

I need to replace a toilet, not going to buy the 1.3 gal per flush. Does anyone know where you can get a larger flush cap. toilet.

 

[HawkShot99]

The city of Seattle paid over $1,000,000 EACH for these.....they are a bargain!!

http://shop.ebay.com/items/_W0QQ_nkwZseattleQ20toiletQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZR40QQ_mdoZ

They got screwed considering it says in the auction...

as the cost per unit new is approximately $225,000.

 

[HawkShot99]

how come you can only get a toilet with a 1.3 gallon flush?

Saving the environment......