did ya hear what jesper had to say, something about wishing she would have used a driver instead an iron......funny stuff!
Tiger Jokes
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Na...Tiger's just better than everybody thought...playin holes on two courses at once
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dragon12
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After seeing pictures of his mistress(s) I bet he played multiple holes on the same course.
Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger has a better Driver.
We heard that Tiger’s wife has been interested in taking up golf. However, 2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.
Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."
EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus level can be added called "Tiger VS The Driveway". A collector's edition will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.
If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I can out drive Tiger Woods."
Police: Did you hit your husband with the golf club.
Elin: Yes I hit him three or four times.
Police: Well which was it three or four?
Elin: Just put me down for three.
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger has a better Driver.
We heard that Tiger’s wife has been interested in taking up golf. However, 2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.
Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."
EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus level can be added called "Tiger VS The Driveway". A collector's edition will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.
If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I can out drive Tiger Woods."
Police: Did you hit your husband with the golf club.
Elin: Yes I hit him three or four times.
Police: Well which was it three or four?
Elin: Just put me down for three.
But my favorite is....
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."
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dragon12
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Your Chinese video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE&feature=player_embedded
But my favorite is....
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."
Thats a gooder!
Heard this on Leno.
What's the difference between Tigar and Santa,,,,
Santa stops at three HOs
What's the difference between Tigar and Santa,,,,
Santa stops at three HOs
There's one company not dropping sponsorship......
"Tiagra, when 18 holes just isn't enough."
"Tiagra, when 18 holes just isn't enough."
I'm PISSED!!!! I just spent $29.95 on a DVD called "Tiger Woods 18 Favorite Holes" and the damn thing was about golf!
just got this text tonight, you beat me to the post though!!! LMAO
Christmas Break
It's near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I wanna get outta here. I'm smart and I'll answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions first.
When the teacher turns her back, Johnny says, "I wish those *****es would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher spins around sharply and says, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO HOME NOW?"
It's near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I wanna get outta here. I'm smart and I'll answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions first.
When the teacher turns her back, Johnny says, "I wish those *****es would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher spins around sharply and says, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO HOME NOW?"
