Tiger Jokes

[Dobber1]

I'll start....post 'em up!

Tiger hit a hydrant, then a tree.....couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.


Tiger's new nickname?........Cheetah!


Did Elin use an interlock or overlap grip?


If she was really trying to help him get out of the vehicle, she would have used a "rescue" club, not a putter!


She hit Tiger & his Caddy(lac).


What were Tiger & Elin doing out at 2:30 am?.......Clubbin'


"Don't quit your day job Stevie"


After using all his mulligans, Tiger finally provided the police with his credentials.






Other comments:

Show me a beautiful wife.......I'll show you a husband who's tired of scr3win' her!

If Charles & MJ were a couple of your best friends, would you expect anything different?

 

[Scott]

Haha

 

[woodzy]

Wouldn't it be ironic if Tiger Woods met his demise from a golf club to the head?

 

[Scott]

Hey, I hear Tiger was going to quit golf.

He was embarrased to have his wife get him out of the trees and water hazards with a putter.

 

[Wonder Bread]

Tigers christmas card photo...

 

[redlineguy]

Poor Chubby must be upset... He love Tiger
















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[Flit8.0]

shortest drive he's had all year before he put it in the trees.

 

[skibreeze]

What kind of penalty does he get for hitting it out of bounds? 2 strokes to the melon.

 

[locknload]

Why did Tigers wife use a 9 iron to break the window?











She didnt like the DRIVER!

 

[Sturgis Sledder]

Tiger is going to be playing a lot of video games, as his wife is turning into an Ex-box.

 

[Scott]

tiger is going to be playing a lot of video games, as his wife is turning into an ex-box.

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

I know why Tiger and Ellen got in a fight...he tried to play the back nine at a different club without permission. LOL

 

[slyrydr]

why wouldn't they let tiger be a greenskeeper?....he kept over-fertilizing the holes...

 

[CADman]

PRICELESS!!

 

[Blu Du]

i think tiger played the wrong HOLE

 

[skibreeze]

i think tiger played the wrong HOLE

Sounds like he played a whole round, playing the wrong hole.

 

[klubbo]

too fookin" funny!!

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Merry Christmas from Tiger and Family!!!

Merry Christmas from the Woods Family, from our house to yours!

 

[CADman]

Welcome to this morning! LOL

http://www.snowest.com/forum/showthread.php?t=183997

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Didn't read that thread, just got it in an email, had to share.

 

[Wonder Bread]

oh yea!