There is no such thing as RPM's

[Dartos]

A Tuna fish sandwich. I don't have a Turkey bird sandwich.

Now thats fraken funny!!!

Can I use a made up word from Battlestar Galactica? If not frack it.

 

[Rain Man]

....Weekday Warrior said "Erection."

In the words of Jim Gaffigan about this thread, "Things are going to get ugly. What do ugly people think about that???"

 

[AK-Rider]

Ahhhh.... George Carlin would be proud.

 

[03rmking]

I could care less about this BS.

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner. Glad i'm not the only one that see's this

 

[Dartos]

I could care less about this BS.

This one really bothers me the most! If you could care less doesn't that mean that you actually care. Now if you couldn't care less then you obviously have no care

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner. Glad i'm not the only one that see's this

So are you saying you agree with mb1 or nmmiles? It is unclear.
Either way thanks for caring enough to post on this humorous and sometimes educational thread.

 

[mb1]

So are you saying you agree with mb1 or nmmiles? It is unclear.
Either way thanks for caring enough to post on this humorous and sometimes educational thread.

I believe nmmiles saw the sarcasm in my response and 03rmking was agreeing with the both of us

 

[nmmiles]

yep

 

[shortstop20]

"pair of jeans".

I don't own any "pair of shirts", do you?

 

[ADRENALINE]

How about toxic assets Toxic is bad, assets are good. Now my head hurts. Why not lost assets?

Toxic assets are Ex Wives, Bad assets are what she gets after you file for bankruptcy, Lost assets are what you wish you had back that was yours prior to marriage.....like your common sense to never let it happen again.

 

[Snowizard]

Jumbo Shrimp ?

 

[Rain Man]

Military intelligence

 

[Ex-Member]

microsoft works?

 

[Snowizard]

microsoft works?

Bwaahahaha! Good one Mule.

 

[travydog]

^^^ you beat me to the water heater one.if it is already hot water then you don't need to heat it
did you get your water line unthawed. if you get your pipes unthawed you are actually freezing them

not to be stupid what are ya supost to say did you get your water pipes unfrozen?

 

[nmmiles]

unthaw |ˌənˈθô|
verb
1 melt or thaw : [ trans. ] the warm weather helped unthaw the rail lines.
2 [as adj. ] ( unthawed) still frozen; unmelted : it could not explain how future science might revive the unthawed dead.





thaw |θô|
verb [ intrans. ]
(of ice, snow, or another frozen substance, such as food) become liquid or soft as a result of warming : the river thawed and barges of food began to reach the capital | [as n. ] ( thawing) catastrophic summer floods caused by thawing.
• ( it thaws, it is thawing, etc.) the weather becomes warmer and melts snow and ice.
• [ trans. ] make (something) warm enough to become liquid or soft : European exporters simply thawed their beef before unloading.
• (of a part of the body) become warm enough to stop feeling numb : Ryan began to feel his ears and toes thaw out.
• become friendlier or more cordial : she thawed out sufficiently to allow a smile to appear.
• [ trans. ] make friendlier or more cordial : the cast thawed the audience into real pleasure.
noun
a period of warmer weather that thaws ice and snow : the thaw came yesterday afternoon.
• an increase in friendliness or cordiality : a thaw in relations between the U.S.A. and Iran.
ORIGIN Old English thawian (verb); related to Dutch dooien. The noun (first recorded in Middle English ) developed its figurative use in the mid 19th cent.





Dictionary says that unthaw and thaw are the same word...
No, its not the urban dictionary either.

 

[Dartos]

Dictionary says that unthaw and thaw are the same word....

That is more messed up than a football bat.

 

[nmmiles]

That is more messed up than a football bat.

I'd have to agree with that movement!

 

[Sheriff]

Next time your buddy is backing his trailer in, tell him to "go ahead & back up".

 

[Minno]

Military intelligence

Haha, so true.

 

[priest lake rmk]

Naz?= N.O.S.