ROFLMAO!!! I would of thought ya would of know that way before now~~ ask some of the guys what it is when ya motor boat a girl~~
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ROFLMAO!!! I would of thought ya would of know that way before now~~ ask some of the guys what it is when ya motor boat a girl~~
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Three snowboarders are riding in the backseat of a car. Who is driving?
The sheriff!
What do you call a snowboarder who has broken up with his girlfriend?
Homeless!
Why are most snowboard jokes one liners?
So the skiers can understand them!
A ski instructor appeared before St. Peter at thePearly Gates. "Have you ever doneanything of particular merit?' St. Peterasked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," theinstructor offered. "On a trip to the BlackHills out in South Dakota I came upon agang of bikers who were threatening ayoung woman. I directed them to leave heralone, but they wouldn't listen. So, Iapproached the largest and most heavilytattooed biker and smacked him in hisface... Kicked his bike over, ripped outhis nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!' OrI'll kick the s___ out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did thishappen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago…....."
The sheriff!
What do you call a snowboarder who has broken up with his girlfriend?
Homeless!
Why are most snowboard jokes one liners?
So the skiers can understand them!
A ski instructor appeared before St. Peter at thePearly Gates. "Have you ever doneanything of particular merit?' St. Peterasked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," theinstructor offered. "On a trip to the BlackHills out in South Dakota I came upon agang of bikers who were threatening ayoung woman. I directed them to leave heralone, but they wouldn't listen. So, Iapproached the largest and most heavilytattooed biker and smacked him in hisface... Kicked his bike over, ripped outhis nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!' OrI'll kick the s___ out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did thishappen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago…....."
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