The Rapture Came already!

[mtnpull]

I was sitting at my computer taking a reservation. In the background I can hear my wife and boys. By the time I was done with the reservation the house was completely quiet. I walked around the house and no sign of my wife or boys. Upstairs, downstairs, the car was still in the driveway. I even took a walk around the property and nothing. I got thinking, I guess the rapture did happen and I was left behind. A few minutes later Amy walked in. She had walked the boys to a neighbors house to play with their kids. hahaha

 

[girlpowder]

I was sitting at my computer taking a reservation. In the background I can hear my wife and boys. By the time I was done with the reservation the house was completely quiet. I walked around the house and no sign of my wife or boys. Upstairs, downstairs, the car was still in the driveway. I even took a walk around the property and nothing. I got thinking, I guess the rapture did happen and I was left behind. A few minutes later Amy walked in. She had walked the boys to a neighbors house to play with their kids. hahaha

Haha.

the first thing i thought was dinosaurs???

then oh yeah. duh!

They vanished in thin air. lol!!!

The days not over yet.

 

[lescarpentier]

Made you think,didn't it?
I can imagine the relief you felt when your wife walked in the door..

 

[girlpowder]

Looks like your day ended badly.

 

[Yamadoo04]

Looks like your day ended badly.

HA HA HA That is awesome!!!

 

[sledchick]

the rapture didn't happen, and this is who we have to thank...

 

[Sunridge Sledhead]

 

[Sunridge Sledhead]

Preacher says world will actually end in October

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) - A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21. Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."
He spoke to the media at the Oakland headquarters of his Family Radio International, which spent millions of dollars_ some of it from donations made by followers _ on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message.
It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his prediction didn't come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also prophesied the Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then because of a mathematical error.


Someone needs to punch this guy in the gizzard, or take him to the vet. and have him put down!!!

 

[BossRev]

the rapture didn't happen, and this is who we have to thank...

Or it did happen and Macho Man was the only one worthy..

LONG LIVE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE Ooooooh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!



THAT picture ROCKS!!!

 

[Scott]

I got that in a text message.

I ALMOST dropped my phone when I saw that.
HAHAHAHA.
Sent it to the mother in law. I don't think she thought it was funny at all.

 

[sledchick]

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) - A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21. Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."
He spoke to the media at the Oakland headquarters of his Family Radio International, which spent millions of dollars_ some of it from donations made by followers _ on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message.
It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his prediction didn't come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also prophesied the Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then because of a mathematical error.


Someone needs to punch this guy in the gizzard, or take him to the vet. and have him put down!!!

What a load of crap! Better yet flush that wrinkly turd down the toilet!