Well, X, if this thread has been just a joke then I'd guess the joke really is on you.
Jacob suggested this was a joke in just the 9th post but everyone nonetheless gave you the benefit of doubt and, I think, actually hoped you were coming out here.
We may all be Utards but we actually like to share one of the most wonderful places in the world with those that are smart enough to "take the plunge" and move here.
I can say what I've said about this being a great place from experience. I've lived in Maine, Greenland, England and Scotland, the middle of the Indian Ocean, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, California, Alaska and Maryland.. year in, year out, Summer, Winter, Spring, and Fall people from all over the world come here to play... We just play.. without the travel..
So, if your wife wondering if we have April Fools Day in Utah is your way of saying that you really don't have the man package necessary to find a job here and suffer the inconvenience of buying "strong" beer at the state store instead of the 7-11 then I'd just have to comment that we've recognized your testosterone problem ever since you posted that photo of the pink hat..