True story,(remember he is 20 yrs old and looks up to me for advice)
Kid that works for me comes into work and says. "Is it bad when your boxer shorts are sticking to the tip of your junk?" I am like WTF???????? He then tells me it hurts to pizz... OMG. I advise him to goto Dr. ASAP. they tell him after a long que tip that he has a STD. Well enough LOL for the day at my co-worker then at lunch hour we goto Subway at the Walmart and I tell him I am going to run into the hair cut joint and get a hair cut while they eat. He says he needs one to and is parked next to me at the adjacent station. About 5 minutes into it the gal doin his hair cut is making small talk and says...."whats new with you" OMFG...he says "well I got a STD and figure with some pills can pizz it out in a few days" Gawd dammmmmm I bout fell outa my chair!!!! then after the initial shock I actually hear the crazy gal give him her #....WTF??????????? That is the newest pick-up line I have ever heard!!! And she is pretty dang hot tah boot.....
Kid that works for me comes into work and says. "Is it bad when your boxer shorts are sticking to the tip of your junk?" I am like WTF???????? He then tells me it hurts to pizz... OMG. I advise him to goto Dr. ASAP. they tell him after a long que tip that he has a STD. Well enough LOL for the day at my co-worker then at lunch hour we goto Subway at the Walmart and I tell him I am going to run into the hair cut joint and get a hair cut while they eat. He says he needs one to and is parked next to me at the adjacent station. About 5 minutes into it the gal doin his hair cut is making small talk and says...."whats new with you" OMFG...he says "well I got a STD and figure with some pills can pizz it out in a few days" Gawd dammmmmm I bout fell outa my chair!!!! then after the initial shock I actually hear the crazy gal give him her #....WTF??????????? That is the newest pick-up line I have ever heard!!! And she is pretty dang hot tah boot.....
