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Rebels.
Q: Two snowboarders are in a car. Who’s driving?
A: The cops, of course.
Q: What’s the difference between a ski instructor and a bucket of chicken?
A: The bucket of chicken can feed a family of four.
Q: What does a snowboard have in common with a vacuum cleaner?
A: They’re both usually attached to dirtbags.
Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb in, the other to stand there saying, “Nice turn, Nice turn.”
Q: How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It’s unknown. Never been done.
Or, better yet.
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to smoke enough pot to make the room spin.
Q: What do skiers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
And, one more for the road:
This guy walks into a bar and says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboarder joke?” The bartender says, “I’m a snowboarder, the guy on your right is a snowboarder, same with the guy on your left, and the guy behind you is a snowboarder.” So the guy says, “OK. I’ll tell it a little more slowly then…”
Q: Two snowboarders are in a car. Who’s driving?
A: The cops, of course.
Q: What’s the difference between a ski instructor and a bucket of chicken?
A: The bucket of chicken can feed a family of four.
Q: What does a snowboard have in common with a vacuum cleaner?
A: They’re both usually attached to dirtbags.
Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb in, the other to stand there saying, “Nice turn, Nice turn.”
Q: How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It’s unknown. Never been done.
Or, better yet.
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to smoke enough pot to make the room spin.
Q: What do skiers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
And, one more for the road:
This guy walks into a bar and says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboarder joke?” The bartender says, “I’m a snowboarder, the guy on your right is a snowboarder, same with the guy on your left, and the guy behind you is a snowboarder.” So the guy says, “OK. I’ll tell it a little more slowly then…”