SnoWest Max Poster Contest: 20K posts in 7 days

[Super B]

I like cheese.

 

[Super B]

1700 posts for me...

 

[Super B]

Can I hit 2000 today??? I think not.

 

[Super B]

Am I the only whore here today?

 

[Super B]

Post..

 

[Abominable]

Before my many years' service in a restaurant, I attended a top science university. The year was 2023 and I was finishing the project that would win me my professorship. In the end, it resulted in my becoming a kitchen employee.

 

[Abominable]

My forty-second birthday had made a lonely visit the week before, and I was once again by myself in the flat. Like countless other mornings, I ordered a bagel from the toaster. 'Yes, sir!' it replied with robotic relish, and I began the day's work on the project.

 

[Super B]

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[Abominable]

It was a magnificent machine, the thing I was making - capable of transferring the minds of any two beings into each other's bodies.

 

[Super B]

Hey look! The Yeti has showed up to play!

 

[Abominable]

As the toaster began serving my bagel on to a plate, I realised the project was in fact ready for testing. I retrieved the duck and the cat - which I had bought for this purpose ñ from their containers, and set about calibrating the machine in their direction.

 

[Super B]

It was a magnificent machine, the thing I was making - capable of transferring the minds of any two beings into each other's bodies.

That could be interesting!

 

[Abominable]

Once ready, I leant against the table, holding the bagel I was too excited to eat, and initiated the transfer sequence. As expected, the machine whirred and hummed into action, my nerves tingling at its synthetic sounds.

 

[Super B]

I like toast.

 

[Abominable]

'sup B?
I haven't read any of it, just copy and paste

 

[Super B]

Once ready, I leant against the table, holding the bagel I was too excited to eat, and initiated the transfer sequence. As expected, the machine whirred and hummed into action, my nerves tingling at its synthetic sounds.

Are you sure it was your nerves that were tingling?

 

[Abominable]

The machine hushed, extraction and injection nozzles poised, scrutinizing its targets. The cat, though, was suddenly gripped by terrible alarm. The brute leapt into the air, flinging itself onto the machine.

 

[Super B]

'sup B?
I haven't read any of it, just copy and paste

It is quite funny!

 

[Abominable]

I watched in horror as the nozzles swung towards me; and, with a terrible, psychedelic whirl of colours, felt my mind wrenched from its sockets.

 

[Abominable]

When I awoke, moments later, I noticed first that I was two feet shorter. Then, I realised the lack of my limbs, and finally it occurred to me that I was a toaster.