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SMRSUX (Summer Sucks)

Well hell here we are again nothing to do but sweet and ***** about not having any snow. As of right now starting in June till November we have six months of no snow, so start the count down if we did not get to ride until end of November (not going to happen I think begining) we would have 184 days, 4,416hrs 264,960 min and 15,897,600 seconds if math is right. WOW that is a long time that is over half my life wasted in the summer, heat months. I know negative but really who the hell thought this season up come on. The good thing about summer is the trash talk, so I now make this the new romper room..... Let the trash talk begin.......
 
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Well, I guess you paid attention in at least on of your classes in school. English fell short....You must have had a youg hot male math teacher.:D you "hung" on every word that came out his mouth, didnt you?
 
Well, I guess you paid attention in at least on of your classes in school. English fell short....You must have had a youg hot male math teacher.:D you "hung" on every word that came out his mouth, didnt you?

bahahahahaha were getting an early start this year...

good thing summer is short... just like AO :eek: :D
 
SUMMER Sucks! o.k. that makes a lot more sense than what I thought your license stood for? I never could understand why you would drive around with a license that I thought stood for.......... SMASHER Sucks. :confused:
 
WOW I see you people cant READ this is not the trash Smasher web site just a trash on everyone else website. Sheeeezzz Thanks red bull and King LOL that was pretty funny. Phatty gets it though, Clinton just plain sucks since he cant even ride across Webber Lake without F-ing himself up Dumb A**. I would pick on Shane (AKA) Gnar, bunny, edgar, ulyssus,michael,whitegold,navaho,sux,kelly but he cannot get to a computer to defend himself since he is out scouting the country side looking for a answer to the reason why HE SUCKS.....Rocknester HA. Let see if we can get young Gardiner on here so I can mop him up on here like I did on the side hilling contest. I am sure he will get on and say that he beat me but as I remember THERE IS NO FILM TO HIS LIES. EEEEEWWWWW EEEEEWWWW
 
LMAO....Dude Smash, that was a funny post. I like Shane's new middle names. By the way, did I hear you say, EEEEWWWW, EEEEWWWW.....


............F---!!
 
LMAO....Dude Smash, that was a funny post. I like Shane's new middle names. By the way, did I hear you say, EEEEWWWW, EEEEWWWW.....


............F---!!

bahahahhahaha... classic!

hey smash... just a quick question... what happened the last time you tried to sidehill this year? better get into the weight room with AO this summer and work those arms so you can hold on a little better next year :D

PS i better be seeing both of you over the 4th of July!
 
..the 4th may be a tough one. My wife wants me to go with her to see her family in Oklahoma....and there is the drag races as Puddles place. We'll see...
 
So... Smash, now that the seasons over and, well... you decided to start this up... All kidding aside, remember that "NECK CRAMP";) you "developed" ;)from "dropping that rock";) in the Rubies? Well, I went off it right after you and... well it just wasnt that bad a hit. I didnt want to mention it in front of all your peers, but... you sure that wasnt a "pre-existing" injury from your ride up w AO?:rose: I just dont want to see your rep tarnished by everyone thinking you "cramped up"...plunging on something so small.:rose:

Oh, BTW... good luck on the release of "ERECTION: season 5" (or was it ELEVATION?... aw, i get em mixed up!). I hope it cumes out good for you Cali boys!

...maybe this summer wont be so long after all!?:D
(and cant wait for the video... the ELEVATION one)
 
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LMAO....Dude Smash, that was a funny post. I like Shane's new middle names. By the way, did I hear you say, EEEEWWWW, EEEEWWWW.....


............F---!!

Anthony F*CK....Phatty yes I believe you were right, at least I stept up to the plate and tried. I willl be back next year dont worry and I have a plan up my sleeve. Dont make me take you down again either. As for the other SH*T. As my good friend Rocknester once said " why dont you go take a sh*t on your fist and start punching your face. Fair enough?????????:beer;:beer;:beer;:p:D
 
..the 4th may be a tough one. My wife wants me to go with her to see her family in Oklahoma....and there is the drag races as Puddles place. We'll see...

hmmm dust bowl Oklahoma, drag races, or white bikini girl... thats a tough decision... :rolleyes:

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Ummmmmmmm.....I think I know which looks best, HOWEVER, my brother in law is back from Iraq and I may get a ration if I don't go "see" him.
 
WOW I see you people cant READ this is not the trash Smasher web site just a trash on everyone else website. Sheeeezzz Thanks red bull and King LOL that was pretty funny. Phatty gets it though, Clinton just plain sucks since he cant even ride across Webber Lake without F-ing himself up Dumb A**. I would pick on Shane (AKA) Gnar, bunny, edgar, ulyssus,michael,whitegold,navaho,sux,kelly but he cannot get to a computer to defend himself since he is out scouting the country side looking for a answer to the reason why HE SUCKS.....Rocknester HA. Let see if we can get young Gardiner on here so I can mop him up on here like I did on the side hilling contest. I am sure he will get on and say that he beat me but as I remember THERE IS NO FILM TO HIS LIES. EEEEEWWWWW EEEEEWWWW

That was a low smash....but thats ok, I know your use to going down! (inter long truck rides with AO here)
 
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