Seeking female advice....

[Gimpster]

if she looks like this who cares what she says to you

I don't know man, had a few girlfriends that were a little of the top heavy variety. It's kinda like lifting two 10.0-20 truck tires off of ya. A-A-A-A-R-R-R-R-G-G-G-G-H-H-H-H..... FLOP !!
Then you have to run them through a brushless car wash to clean them up in a reasonable amount of time. I can't type very well the flatulant sound they make when run under the air drier. Drive ya nuts !

----- Gimpster -----

 

[sled-fiend]

Just get her to legally change her name, only a little paperwork

 

[HIGHMARK]

Just say "Who's your daddy?" when you are giving her about to give her the malt. She LOVES it when I do!

 

[H2SNOW]

Just say "Who's your daddy?" when you are giving her about to give her the malt. She LOVES it when I do!

atta a boy git r done

 

[beer gut]

Nate,
In all seriousness...Talk to her about it.
If she really is a keeper then you two will work it out.

Good luck.


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I don't think the problem is working it out.

The problem is working it it IN.

 

[Ex-Member]

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[summitone]

give it some time been dating my chick for 3 years now when i get sex last thing on my mind is talking!

What can a guy say in 17 seconds?

 

[BottomFeeder m7.]

why did you have to do that. That dosent help with anything LOL.

 

[Gimpster]

OK... I'll say it.... That's utterly discusting !!!

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[hesse]

What can a guy say in 17 seconds?

thanks for the compliment only lasts that long when i really drunk

 

[xrated]

Yer all a bunch of sick little monkeys. Poor Nate, in his time of need...he really needs our support and.....AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR I CANT DO IT!!! What man EVER uses a woman's name in bed? EVER? Even if he's lucky enough to actually remember the name....he won't use it! EVER! Nate: yer gay. Good luck with that.

Hell I forgot a name before I even go in the bed....the old thake 5 steps forward, take 10 back. And then I forgot it again once we were in bed....Don't use names.

Besides, how the hell are you needing to say her name in 2 minutes time?

 

[Gimpster]

Tonya = http://www.tonyaharding.com/

Tanya = http://www.tanyatuckerfans.net/

You decide

----- Gimpster -----

 

[pernikm]

My brother married Amy L. My sister is Amy P. My brother has to have been married 15 yrs now and has two little boys. I dated a Mary Lynn and my mom was named Marilyn. Never once had a problem. I suggest a pet name. Besides God lives in my bedroom...that seems the name called out most...snicker...

 

[pernikm]

I love this site, we can do anything. A couple months ago some dude was looking for advice on his frozen lung, justin(snow jw) is looking for advice on what tractor to buy, a kid is asking what he should be when he grows up, rixter is looking for a way to keep the snow from sticking to his satellite dish and now Nate is looking for a way to make sex with his girlfriend seem a little less like incest. If NASA would have just asked us to how to keep those little heat tile thingys from falling off they probably could have avoided the whole Columbia fiasco.

not to hijack a thread...but tiles didn't fail on columbia. The siliconcarbide impregnaged, tetraethylorthosilicate coated carbon reinforced carbon wing leading edge had a hole punched in it. The tiles are held on by...get this...bath tub calking...well actually a high zoot bathroom calking but silicone none the less....

snicker

Karl

 

[shortstop20]

tetraethylorthosilicate

 

[Barton]

Your sisters cute..but your Mom does that thing with her tongue.

 

[happyfast79]

Your sisters cute..but your Mom does that thing with her tongue.

hey your from okotoks i went there for a hocky camp. your towns sighn looks just like a bag of wonder bread, bollons and all

 

[Nate]

hey your from okotoks i went there for a hocky camp. your towns sighn looks just like a bag of wonder bread, bollons and all

LMAO jesus Nikolai ......

 

[WYsteph]

LMAO jesus Nikolai ......

LOL, Yeah and I thought I was bad.

 

[blue fluff]

PM'd you Nate.