Seeking female advice....

[Nate]

I started dating this girl recently, we were friends for quite awhile before we started dating. I like her, shes damn good looking and has a great personality and outlook on life, the relationship is really good. Problem is she has the same first name as my sister

Now I didnt think that would be a problem, but it is. Im actually at the point where im thinking about breaking it off with her. The problem lies in the intimacy department.

Before you go blasting me about being immature, think about it. Your in the bedroom, things are gettin friskay then blammo I wind up saying her name. Total buzz kill. Her name is Tonya, my sisters name is Tanya. I cant say the name Tonya while in bed, freaks me out.

If you have a sibling of the opposite sex......go ahead and say aloud:

"OHHHHHH "insert name"...." in a passionate voice........

see what im saying? Cant do it, I avoid sex with this girl now all together just because of this. How do I go about approaching this with her? I cant call her by her middle name because that was my dead grandmothers name, and thats "Louise" and I cant find a nickname because thats weird, and I dont want to call her by her last name because im not her coach. If I did that id feel like id have to wear a ballcap and a whistle and wear my socks while doing the nasty.

If I do indeed break it off with this girl for that reason, should I be issued a mulligan to friend zone? Or am I going about it all wrong?

Again...seeking FEMALE advice, I dont give a rats azz what you other bastads think

 

[HardcoreAK]

Tough break

I would have a problem with that too. I think if I was in your spot I would seriously consider talking to a real therapist to see if there is some way to get around it psychologically.

Before you totally ruin what you guys have you might want to grit your teeth and just avoid calling out her name, dont even think about it. Call her sexy or honey or something. Otherwise if you dont keep her maintenance schedule on time she will proabably look for a new service manager on her own.

 

[triple]

Her name is whatever. You can't throw away the possibility of a perfect relationship over the resemblance of your sister's name. I've been married for 24 years and if you think she's great, stick to it. In the heat of passion, call her Sweetheart or Darling or Honey. Pretty lame excuse for dumping Miss Right.

BTW I am not a woman.

 

[H2SNOW]

weakness is seldom displayed on ones sleave ..however if the before mentioned issue is justified to be shared with peers of ones domain then at that point and that point alone may other alpha males join in conjuction to rectify one of the groups tendancies as not to hinder the entire tribe based on the inferiority of one member ..........


that my friends is fawkin poetry .........................

 

[H2SNOW]

and what really does Marcuso have that is sooo enlightening on female advice anyways ??

move on soldier move on

 

[icr]

LMAO...all dudes who responded so far...I'll join too.....maybe live up to your sig?

 

[SLEDIOT]

Dude, it is only bad if she has the same name as mom does..............might make you closer to yer sister LOL.

 

[theultrarider]

At the risk of sounding really lame, if she is that great, talk to her about it!!! the TWO of you will figure out how to deal with it. I understand your problem, and I bet she will too. Good luck

 

[triple]

weakness is seldom displayed on ones sleave ..however if the before mentioned issue is justified to be shared with peers of ones domain then at that point and that point alone may other alpha males join in conjuction to rectify one of the groups tendancies as not to hinder the entire tribe based on the inferiority of one member ..........


that my friends is fawkin poetry .........................

Holy Crap..........for a Obama hatin' Yukon trucker, you are beautiful man..........you are beautiful! That is some serious rhymin'.

 

[Snow Fox]

Just when you think you've heard it all.....................BLAMMO!!!!!!!!!!


I wouldn't give a crap what her name is..........how can you not.....if she is willing???? UNFRICKINBELIEVABLE........WHAT IN THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD!!! The next thing we'll know we'll have a half white, half arab president that thinks he's black.

There's some male advice for you Nate.............you need a lot of it.

P.S. Start thinking with your other head, that should solve the problem.

 

[triple]

Just when you think you've heard it all.....................BLAMMO!!!!!!!!!!


I wouldn't give a crap what her name is..........how can you not.....if she is willing???? UNFRICKINBELIEVABLE........WHAT IN THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD!!! The next thing we'll know we'll have a half white, half arab president that thinks he's black.

There's some male advice for you Nate.............you need a lot of it.

P.S. Start thinking with your other head, that should solve the problem.

Don't hold back Fox.......tell us how you really feel.

 

[H2SNOW]

Holy Crap..........for a Obama hatin' Yukon trucker, you are beautiful man..........you are beautiful! That is some serious rhymin'.

point takin brother point takin

 

[triple]

point takin brother point takin

I love the night.

 

[H2SNOW]

I love the night.

darkness is the absence of light ....walk softly brother..walk softly

 

[oonighttrain]

nate,

i have the solution: dont call her name out in bed.. DONE!! everyone is happy and you can still get a chubby..

or, tell her to go down to the courthouse and get her named changed..


ok, im kidding.. seriously, dont get rid of a great girl because of her name.. if you have some serious ****** goin on that you need to moan her name but cant stand it cuz its your sisters name, you need to get in the habit of something like "babe" or "baby" etc..

oh chat, did you say someting about females only???

 

[oonighttrain]

wear my socks while doing the nasty.

that freaks me out too.. glad im not the only one!!!

 

[H2SNOW]

nate,

i have the solution: dont call her name out in bed.. DONE!! everyone is happy and you can still get a chubby..

or, tell her to go down to the courthouse and get her named changed..


ok, im kidding.. seriously, dont get rid of a great girl because of her name.. if you have some serious ****** goin on that you need to moan her name but cant stand it cuz its your sisters name, you need to get in the habit of something like "babe" or "baby" etc..

oh chat, did you say someting about females only???

speakin o which hey double o ...I got a problem with the drapes in my house can you help ???

 

[triple]

As long as you're not moaning out her sister's name...all is well.

 

[JHG]

I love this site, we can do anything. A couple months ago some dude was looking for advice on his frozen lung, justin(snow jw) is looking for advice on what tractor to buy, a kid is asking what he should be when he grows up, rixter is looking for a way to keep the snow from sticking to his satellite dish and now Nate is looking for a way to make sex with his girlfriend seem a little less like incest. If NASA would have just asked us to how to keep those little heat tile thingys from falling off they probably could have avoided the whole Columbia fiasco.

 

[oonighttrain]

speakin o which hey double o ...I got a problem with the drapes in my house can you help ???

yup.. whats the problem?

& i also have the answer to the tile things on the space shuttle.. LIQUID NAILS!! that stuff will make anything stick and trust me, it will never come off!!!