that is the funniest thing i think ive ever heard
See if u can read this w/o laughing out loud..
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I lmao every time i read that
I've watched 250lb gorilla cops (manly men)cry like kids and roll up on the floor during tazer training, but I have never laughed that hard!!! I'll have to admit after 8 years of law enforcement I have never thought about tazering myself. NOW I KNOW WHY!!! I still have the giggles!. I'm taking that one to work!
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This is a true story that I saw with my own eyes. I was Mayor of our small town years ago and just happened into a local resturant when 4 cops were crammed into the both having coffee. One was a reserve from our City Police. I asked them how it was going and the reserve said "we sure like those new stun guns" this was back in the early 90's. Having not seen them yet, I asked the reserve to get it out so I could look it over.
Trying to get this thing out of his belt crammed in a booth with other portly geared up guys proved a little too much and this reserve let himself have it full blast right into the upper leg. He was 6'3" and built pretty well but the stun gun made him flop and go into siezures right in the booth. His bare elbow on the guy next to him even shocked the 2nd guy. As in the above story he couldn't let go for what seemed like forever.
That little gun on a big man caused him to beat the crap out of all the guys in the booth by the time he got off the happy button. All their plates, food, and cups were everywhere. I swear it even took 1 or 2 loops out of his famous handlebar mustache. I have never seen anything like it in my life. Several of us were laughing so hard that we ended up as incapacitated as he was. I know he shat his pants cause I could smell it, small chance it might have been me. Ever have one of those laughs where you don't make any sounds for a long time......that was me. I thought I was going to die.
This guy works for another jurisdiction now but every time I see him I laugh myself stupid and he just gives me the #1 sign and drives away. Hands down this was the best thing that ever happened to me serving as Mayor. I have to go to the bathroom now.....Thanks for the memories. EW
Trying to get this thing out of his belt crammed in a booth with other portly geared up guys proved a little too much and this reserve let himself have it full blast right into the upper leg. He was 6'3" and built pretty well but the stun gun made him flop and go into siezures right in the booth. His bare elbow on the guy next to him even shocked the 2nd guy. As in the above story he couldn't let go for what seemed like forever.
That little gun on a big man caused him to beat the crap out of all the guys in the booth by the time he got off the happy button. All their plates, food, and cups were everywhere. I swear it even took 1 or 2 loops out of his famous handlebar mustache. I have never seen anything like it in my life. Several of us were laughing so hard that we ended up as incapacitated as he was. I know he shat his pants cause I could smell it, small chance it might have been me. Ever have one of those laughs where you don't make any sounds for a long time......that was me. I thought I was going to die.
This guy works for another jurisdiction now but every time I see him I laugh myself stupid and he just gives me the #1 sign and drives away. Hands down this was the best thing that ever happened to me serving as Mayor. I have to go to the bathroom now.....Thanks for the memories. EW
Oh my hell!! That story never gets old. I'm still lmao! Thanks, I needed a good laugh today!
Thanks, I needed a good laugh today!I was in the Marines and we had to do training and get zapped by these in order to be able to use them.... You can make a real hard *** guy cry pretty quick with one of these!! I bit the **** ouf of my lip and burnt the tip of my tounge doing it, lol.
But whats worse than that is O.C. (Oleoresin Capsicum) Spray, the industrial strength pepper spray. We had to get sprayed with O.C. Spray and that stuff is by far worse, I'd get zapped 4 times before one spray of that stuff in the eyes. You get that stuff in your eyes and I hope your not busy for about 30-45 minutes, cause your gonna be hyperventalting with snot and mucus coming your nose along with the worst case of burn in your eyes!
But whats worse than that is O.C. (Oleoresin Capsicum) Spray, the industrial strength pepper spray. We had to get sprayed with O.C. Spray and that stuff is by far worse, I'd get zapped 4 times before one spray of that stuff in the eyes. You get that stuff in your eyes and I hope your not busy for about 30-45 minutes, cause your gonna be hyperventalting with snot and mucus coming your nose along with the worst case of burn in your eyes!
That's frickin funny
Falls into category " When you are gonna be dumb --you gotta be tuff "
Falls into category " When you are gonna be dumb --you gotta be tuff "
That is one of the funniest things posted on here in forever.
OMG still laughing excuse me while i pick myself off the floor
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- The more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon
Closed coffin.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon
Closed coffin.
impossible to not laugh..............
Wow, it has been a really long time since I have laughed this hard. I vote best thread ever!
I've seen that before, but it still cracks me up
That's hilarious, I was in tears it was so funny. I could just picture buddy looking at the thing thinking it can't hurt that much.
My wife thought I lost my mind.
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