Was out riding my double secret stash and two pairs of all black with no decals XP sleds came rippin by. Came across them later down the trail as they were making adjustments to the suspension. Noticed they were wider in the engine compartment and had the 174' track. Stopped and asked if that was the new 2000. Next thing I knew, two guys with black suits came out the woods and pointed their evil black guns at me, and then moments later a pair of black helicopters swooped down and carried me away. They put a hood over my head so I'm not sure where they took me, but I heard people in the background talking French.
...That's the last thing I remember before I woke up with a sunburn on my face and a Ski-doo tattoo on my left butt cheek.
Found my sled parked in the drive way with an anonymous note that said something about April 35th is the deadline?
signed "Big 2X"
...That's the last thing I remember before I woke up with a sunburn on my face and a Ski-doo tattoo on my left butt cheek.
Found my sled parked in the drive way with an anonymous note that said something about April 35th is the deadline?
signed "Big 2X"