Pic of the Day....... AK Style .......
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Or if your these guys:
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AkSummit
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thats fricken hilarious
aaaaaahahahahahahaha
(im definately bringing my camera and alot of memory space to Arctic Man
Nothing beats coonass cookin in the hills!
Or if your these guys:
When did you take that pic? I swear I saw that when I was heading out of town one day.
thats classic. what ever you have to do!!!
I remember in high school we went riding up in hatchers with 2 sleds loaded in the back of the old mans 1 ton ford van!!
Not Alaska, but fitting..
My buddy took this shot in Boulder, Montana at the local gas station..
My buddy took this shot in Boulder, Montana at the local gas station..
Yea I seen that at a repair shop this summer, they said it is pretty quick for what it is.
It looked kinda gay though
Too each there own I guess
It looked kinda gay though
Too each there own I guess
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My buddy took this shot in Boulder, Montana at the local gas station..
HAHAHA a couple years ago I remeber that I saw a guy on 4th ave doing that same thing lol.
Arctic Man 2007
Here are a couple of shots from last year's Arctic Man.
The first is a picture of me with my old sled. I had just stopped on a steep slope to help a friend dig out when my sled began to roll. I was able to stop it from going down the hill, but I ended up in a rather unfamiliar position. Then another "friend" asked if he could take this picture of me before he helped me get out. I guess you could say, I wasn't in a position to argue....
The second is me and my friends yukin' it up on race day.
Let the games begin!!!
Here are a couple of shots from last year's Arctic Man.
The first is a picture of me with my old sled. I had just stopped on a steep slope to help a friend dig out when my sled began to roll. I was able to stop it from going down the hill, but I ended up in a rather unfamiliar position. Then another "friend" asked if he could take this picture of me before he helped me get out. I guess you could say, I wasn't in a position to argue....
The second is me and my friends yukin' it up on race day.
Let the games begin!!!
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what an awesome 1st post lol lol
Man that 1st pic had me rollin-- Thats like some crap that happens to me
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How to Prepare for Snowmobiling if your an Alaskan Redneck
Great idea for a thread AKSummit. I'm sort of new here, but I'll get some pictures in "my jabs" of some real geniuses’ soon. Then I’ll tell them about the Snowest Forum <grin>
. I was thinking this might be a good place for some humor also, hope you don‘t mind.
How to prepare yourself for Snowmobiling if you’re an Alaskan Redneck:
1. Go to your local snowmobile repair shop, smile and give the first
guy you see $200.
This will get you used to spending money there on a regular basis.
2. Fill a 50-gallon barrel with sand. Lower it into a hole. Now lift
it out. If you can, add water to the sand and try it again. Do this 5
times per day.
This will get your back in shape for those deep snow rides.
3. Tie a rope to a heavy-duty spring. Pull the rope repeatedly with each arm until the pain
in your shoulders meets somewhere in middle of your back.
This will get you in shape for starting your bud's sled, which he
conveniently forgot was out of gas and didn't tell you. It's best to
do this exercise while someone is spraying starting fluid into your nose and eyes.
4. Drink four ounces of cod liver oil mixed with a strong laxative.
Dress with long underwear, wool pants, snowmobile bibs, insulated
boots and heavy coat. Walk far into the woods without any paper products
and wait for a personal emergency.
This get you prepare for the "Bad Beer" sh**s that come out of
nowhere, and at the wrong time.
5. Put the carburetor from your lawn mower in the bottom of your
deep freeze. Place your hands in a bucket of ice water for 20 minutes.
Now climb in the deep freeze, shut the lid and overhaul it while
holding a pen light in your mouth.
This gets you prepared to work on your sled in the freezing cold and
black of night.
* Advanced riders do this with a Leatherman tool. *
7. Dress up in your new $350 snowmobile bibs. Pour 2 stroke oil down
the right leg, gasoline down the other and Peppermint Schnapps and Beer
all over the front. Fill your boots with ice cubes and ask your wife or
girlfriend to dance.
This will prepare her for the stops at the local bar after a ride.
8. Put on a Balaclava and a full-face helmet. Attempt to drink hot
chocolate through the opening.
* Advanced riders attempt this while riding a lawn tractor over in
the nearest field. *
9. Find a place where you can pay $10.50 a gallon for regular gas,
$19.99 per quart of oil, $16 for a hamburger and frozen French
fries, $3 for a coke and $160 to sleep in a cold cabin on a bed with
springs sticking through the mattress. Stay for two nights, minimum.
This will prepare you on the high cost of your future winter trips.
10. Practice explaining to your banker why you need another loan for
a $60,000 truck to pull the four $10,000 toys, in your $19,000 trailer
that you still owe $60,000 on.
Now, you are 50% ready, and somewhat conditioned to head for the
trails and to ride your sled!!
Great idea for a thread AKSummit. I'm sort of new here, but I'll get some pictures in "my jabs" of some real geniuses’ soon. Then I’ll tell them about the Snowest Forum <grin>
. I was thinking this might be a good place for some humor also, hope you don‘t mind.How to prepare yourself for Snowmobiling if you’re an Alaskan Redneck:
1. Go to your local snowmobile repair shop, smile and give the first
guy you see $200.
This will get you used to spending money there on a regular basis.
2. Fill a 50-gallon barrel with sand. Lower it into a hole. Now lift
it out. If you can, add water to the sand and try it again. Do this 5
times per day.
This will get your back in shape for those deep snow rides.
3. Tie a rope to a heavy-duty spring. Pull the rope repeatedly with each arm until the pain
in your shoulders meets somewhere in middle of your back.
This will get you in shape for starting your bud's sled, which he
conveniently forgot was out of gas and didn't tell you. It's best to
do this exercise while someone is spraying starting fluid into your nose and eyes.
4. Drink four ounces of cod liver oil mixed with a strong laxative.
Dress with long underwear, wool pants, snowmobile bibs, insulated
boots and heavy coat. Walk far into the woods without any paper products
and wait for a personal emergency.
This get you prepare for the "Bad Beer" sh**s that come out of
nowhere, and at the wrong time.
5. Put the carburetor from your lawn mower in the bottom of your
deep freeze. Place your hands in a bucket of ice water for 20 minutes.
Now climb in the deep freeze, shut the lid and overhaul it while
holding a pen light in your mouth.
This gets you prepared to work on your sled in the freezing cold and
black of night.
* Advanced riders do this with a Leatherman tool. *
7. Dress up in your new $350 snowmobile bibs. Pour 2 stroke oil down
the right leg, gasoline down the other and Peppermint Schnapps and Beer
all over the front. Fill your boots with ice cubes and ask your wife or
girlfriend to dance.
This will prepare her for the stops at the local bar after a ride.
8. Put on a Balaclava and a full-face helmet. Attempt to drink hot
chocolate through the opening.
* Advanced riders attempt this while riding a lawn tractor over in
the nearest field. *
9. Find a place where you can pay $10.50 a gallon for regular gas,
$19.99 per quart of oil, $16 for a hamburger and frozen French
fries, $3 for a coke and $160 to sleep in a cold cabin on a bed with
springs sticking through the mattress. Stay for two nights, minimum.
This will prepare you on the high cost of your future winter trips.
10. Practice explaining to your banker why you need another loan for
a $60,000 truck to pull the four $10,000 toys, in your $19,000 trailer
that you still owe $60,000 on.
Now, you are 50% ready, and somewhat conditioned to head for the
trails and to ride your sled!!
Those are awesome SnowFlinger and very true!
Snowflinger those are classic, wish they weren't so true.
I know its not sleddin
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