Welcome to the NUT HOUSE! I wanna break this easy to ya, but mistake number one was choosing a name that was closely assimilated to Dan's, and then to claim him all in the same post
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny F*&^*& Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white A$$ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse."