Never.....EVER.....I MEAN EVER!!!!

[MPS]

As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway......!


Never . . .
Ever . . .
Ever . . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your *** and light it.
I REPEAT . . ..
Never ... Ever ..... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER
in your *** and light it ! ! !


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[Sidehiller]

Are you sure he didn't eat the free grand slam at Dennys?

 

[Ex-Member]

There's videos of it on youtube.

Rather amusing.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

That's some strange stuff there

 

[highmtn]

LOL Does this really surprise you? Look at how the last election went!

 

[dice]

I would think you would file that under common sence, but I've been wrong before.

 

[woodzy]

if only common sense were more common....

 

[adrenaline junkey]

um yea common sense. what else would ya think would happen

 

[highmtn]

maybe he's trying to simulate how the WORKING class American is going to feel when the cost of the stimulus hits home

 

[rockdog2112]

if only common sense were more common....

An old friend used to say"It should be called good sense because if it was common, everyone would have it".

 

[SAWYER]

Are you sure he didn't eat the free grand slam at Dennys?

I just spit budweiser all over my monitor when i read this. LMFAO!

 

[MPS]

are you sure he didn't eat the free grand slam at dennys?

nice! Lmao

 

[luvtoride]

What do you say to the doctor even?


"lighting a fart, gone horribly wrong."

 

[Grizzly Adams]

Yet another victim of my homemade bear pepperoni

 

[snojunkee]

LOL Does this really surprise you? Look at how the last election went!

lmao,so true

 

[Sled365]

Thats got to hurt like a b!tch. my friend through one of those spiny ones at me and when I turned my sweat shirt caught it and it hutt so fricken bad

 

[Weekday Warrior]

Are you sure he didn't eat the free grand slam at Dennys?

laughed at that gooder LOL

 

[Blk88GT]

lol @ grand slam

 

[nmmiles]

now fun is when you run a long fuse under the outhouse and light that when your buddies in there!!!

 

[luvtoride]

now fun is when you run a long fuse under the outhouse and light that when your buddies in there!!!

Thanks for the idea!