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My old ridin buddies are pu$$ys!!!

C

CountryBoy

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This might be a mute point but $hit!!!! I have my usual ridin buddy "INCHbyINCH" he's awsome but we have three other friends who used to ride with us but have been bitten by some sort of rare exotic bug. This bug has the effect of shrinking a man's wiener to the size of a... very small thing. Furthermore these three "friends" are contributing to the pussification of mankind! What is the world coming to?

The best part of this is that I can describe the three of them without fear of repercussion because according to them you have to be Thunderstruck or 509 Film quality to be a member of snowest; I have informed them of the fallicy in their logic but that in order to be a member you do have to have at least a peanut or two in your sack to be protected by your ever so minute toothpick. My mother has a bigger member than all three of these guys put together. They are the only three homos I know who are adamate about wearing their beacon to Mt. Spokane to trail ride... GOD forbid you get lost in the middle of a groomer track- I'd be the first to spearhead the search effort.

I may be the only person with this problem, that is I hate it when guys pu$$y out and use some cop out of an excuse like "I have a family now so I can't do that" when they just got married last year and have no children or other feduciary responsibilities, I'm married and I'm not afraid to say I'm uncomfortable if I get out of my comfort zone... but I won't hide behind lame, weak, and transparent excuse.

There is one good that can come of this affront to mankind: They won't be trackin out my favorite ridin areas because they're too pu$$y to get there!

I thank those three for contributing to the pussification of mankind and showing the rest of us what not to do...

I needed to vent, I feel better now, respond or not now you know.

Special thanks to DAVE, CARL and JASON
 
Holy Fawk dude, don't sugar coat it, tell us how you really feel !!! There is more to life than riding your sled. Some people choose family over riding with some di@k weed like yourself ! :face-icon-small-sho
 
I do feel better. The comment was not tho the effect of chosing snowmobiles over a family (way to be preceptive "di@k weed"), I won't even do that... family first always. The point IS that if you don't want to do something be man enough to say why you really don't want to do it, don't hide behind an excuse. And don't drag those around down with you; the most frustrating part is that it holds other people back and to be honest I miss hangin out with at least one of my buddies and now that's not gonna happen.
 
It's been my experience with friends starting new families that they can't necessarily afford it. They may have the toys etc and look good but their disposible cash is limited for the expense of fuel and other things for sledding and simply budget how much they can go out. They may want to go out for real but simply not in their budget to do so. But they will never tell you that, nor do I blame them. So what's they easiest way to bail?
 
I completely agree with you fosgate. I used to make 5-6 trips a year with all my buds and my father. Sometimes we would stay out for two to three weeks and go as far as to fly the wife in for a few days. In fact my oldest (two years old) was conceived at a Holiday inn after an epic day of riding in Utah..... That was my last trip.... Now I have two kids, I new house (bigger payment) and two new vehicles. Still have the snowmobile and continue to add a few things to it every year, but haven't been able to make the trip out yet.... You all know that sledding is a very expensive sport and I have more responsibilities now than I have ever had. In fact I don't know if I could personally handle being away from my kids for a week. Hate to sound sappy but would probably miss them too much.
I am planning to start making the trek to the mother land again next year, and am completely stoked about it. I probably won't have any body to go with but it doesn't matter. Only thing that counts is that first track through four feet of snow. Just you and the sound of the sweet runnin motor. Nothin better.
It is going to be awhile before next year has arrived so until then I will enjoy living vicariously through all of you. Keep ridin', be safe, and keep sharing your stories....
apreciate it,
Papa
 
Yea I understand the money thing, I'm there myself but that's not their problem, they don't have kids or anything else to consider really other than the fact that they do have a wife (so do I). They go every weekend, at least, just not with us anymore. No skin off my back, I'm actually sellin my sled this year. I think I'm gonna take some time off from snowmobiling and give the aviation thing a try! They can't track up or close my sky because they think some animal is living there that I might have an impact on!

Thanks,

CB
 
CountryBoy said:
I think I'm gonna take some time off from snowmobiling and give the aviation thing a try! They can't track up or close my sky because they think some animal is living there that I might have an impact on!

Thanks,

CB
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you're obviously not already an aviator, or else you wouldn't make that statement. "Greenness" is alive and well in aviation, as are many, many other issues that are allowing them to restrict how, when, where, and what we fly as general aviators. Pass user-fees, and it will be a rich mans sport just like europe. Good luck flying though, it is better than snowmobiling, and 100 times more expensive. :)
 
oh no I definately agree with the cost and regulations of aviation. BUT There is at this time a "loop hole" in the system created, I think, to keep recreational aviation alive; the hole is called "experimental" and "light sport"!! It's awsome, you can get some pretty cool planes with much lighter regulation. I don't have a LSA certification but I do know with that particular one you are restricted as to the class of airspace you can enter ie. uncontrolled, light traffic but what the hell for a farm boy like me out in the boonies. I know guys out here who fly all the time and the training they had is from a buddy who was tought by his dad whose brother went to flight school in the navy for vietnam. If they drive into the ground you scrape up the pieces and go to the recycle yard. I haven't seen any of them crash though... they are some of the craziest guys I know though, I won't fly with 'em unless I have the stick.

But Yes I agree
 
CountryBoy said:
BUT There is at this time a "loop hole" in the system created, I think, to keep recreational aviation alive; the hole is called "experimental" and "light sport"!! It's awsome, you can get some pretty cool planes with much lighter regulation.
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I design experimental aircraft for a living. When it comes right down to it, there are no loopholes for the guys flying the planes. LSA are great for what they do...I don't imagine you'll be flying coast to coast in one though. Plus, there will come a day when you have kids...you + wife + kid = 3 people. Hmmm, can't take that family vacation in the LSA...better go rent the 172...wait, it's too expensive because of user fees.

Anyway, like I said, good luck with the flying. It's very rewarding. But, don't go into it with blinders on thinking they're not out to make it harder for you to fly (in the future)...they are.


For lobbying against:

51% rule - www.buildersassistance.com
General stuff - aopa.org and eaa.org. Aopa is like the NRA...you might not agree with everything they say and do, but you've got to be a member because they're the biggest guy in the battle fighting for you.
 
Only on snowest can we go from pussies to conveyor belts in 24 hours. ;)
 
CountryBoy said:
Yea I understand the money thing, I'm there myself but that's not their problem, they don't have kids or anything else to consider really other than the fact that they do have a wife (so do I). They go every weekend, at least, just not with us anymore. No skin off my back, I'm actually sellin my sled this year. I think I'm gonna take some time off from snowmobiling and give the aviation thing a try! They can't track up or close my sky because they think some animal is living there that I might have an impact on!

Thanks,

CB
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Easy there big guy...do you know what's in the buddies bank account? Or maybe you could say if your their buddy you could cut some slack.

Or maybe they decided not to hang with you anymore, who knows there is a lot we don't know so I won't rip on any of them...

BUT more power to them if they insist on wearing a beacon for a ride to Mt Spokane, hell I bet lots of guys wish they had worn one.
 
I just hate it when someone bags on people for wearing safety gear. It used to be that a buddy of mine would make fun of people wearing helmets all the time - now he has brain damage. I know others that laugh at me for wearing a beacon no matter where I ride. I'm used to it and I like to do the same routine when I get ready. Don't forget anything that way. Just remember that there is no such thing as to safe as long as your on the hill. As to your buds - my guess is that once they got married they realized that they would rather not hang out with YOU. Let me guess your the guy calling people puzzy and putting people down all the time?
 
no I know wearin safety gear is never a bad idea, but if they get stuck in an avalanche at Mt Spokane it's because they were doin somethin stupid to make the snow slide off the roof of the warming hut. (not beyond some people). There is more to safety than being afraid of being burried alive, knowing the snow and the conditions can go a long ways towards saving a life or two. It can never hurt to take an avalanche/snow safety course, the more info the better.

All in all get to know the areas you want to ride, pay attention to what happens throughout the year to the snow as well as current conditions, wear a beacon and never ride alone and you will greatly increase your survivability.


No one ever said it was safe to play in the mountains on the snow!!

Thanks,

CB (brain damaged already that's why I wear a helmet)
 
They are riding without me because they always go to the same ease, comfortable spots. They never push the limits of their comfort but they won't admit it... that was the point of the initial rant. I don't really care now, they can do whatever they want and it won't hurt my feelings.
 
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