OH man I forgot but my sister in law was about 17 and her boyfriend was in a "band" and kept trying to get her to join them.
Her dads friend asked her, in front of the whole family, what instrument they wanted her to play.
She very seriously looked at him and said "They are going to teach me how to play the Skin Flute."
I thought my MIL was going to die and my FIL went about 8 shades of red.
Everyone else was like "OOOOOKAY, we can go now."